Chicago Cubs
Transcript: We are more knowledgeable about baseball than people think. We don't just show up to drink beer and get a tan in the bleachers. We wear our Cub gear all year, not just when we are winning, unlike Southsiders. We have Cub fans all over the country, and there is no better place to see a baseball game that Wrigley Field. We are more white collar than blue collar and we have just as much fun inside the Friendly Confinds as we do outside. We trust in Theo and Hoyer. And we believe two of the greatest words in the English language are...Play Ball! Cubs fans are the greatest fans in the world! We are loyal to our teams, win or lose Aren't bandwagon jumpers and show up to support our Cubbies. We don't root against the Southsiders, we just cheer on our team and ignore them completely.