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About Mr. Gonzalez

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Ivan Gonzalez

on 5 September 2017

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Transcript of About Mr. Gonzalez

Get to know
Mr. G

Question 3
Question 1
Question 2
English Teacher Extraordinaire
True - False

When Mr. G Was little, his favorite superhero was:
(A) Superman
(B) Spiderman
(C) Batman
(D) Green Lantern
If they made a movie about my life, which actor would play me?
(A) Andy Garcia
(B) John Leguizamo
(C) Danny Trejo
(D) Esai Morales
Prior to becoming a teacher, Mr. Gonzalez worked
(A) as a Just Pizza delivery guy
(B) as a banker
(C) as security guy in a night-club
(D) as a Delta Sonic wipe guy
ok. here we go. in 10 or so easy (?) questions.
(C) Nana-nana-nana-nana
(D) Esai.
(B) as a banker
Other Jobs I've had:
Garbage truck
Salmon cannery
Supermarket Stock-boy
Guitarist for a Rock Band
"Roadie"
Photo Lab Tech
Soccer Referee
Bill Collector
Hospital Corpsman in the Navy
Landscaper
Newsboy
Editorial Cartoonist
Movie Critic
D.J.
Waiter
Salesman
Press shop operator
Question 4
Which artist did Mr. G once
meet at a street corner?
(A) Keith Haring
(B) Frank Miller
(C) Basqiat
(D)Banksy
(B) Frank Miller
Question 5
Of the following, Mr. Gonzalez's favorite book is
(A) Oliver Twist
(B) Catcher in the Rye
(C) Grapes of Wrath
(D) To Kill a Mockingbird
(B) Catcher in the Rye
by J.D. Salinger
Question 6
Mr. Gonzalez is
(A) older than Methuselah
(B) Oprah's age
(C) as young as a spring chicken
(D) Leslie Jones's age
Which of these songs
have never made me say
"This is my JAM!"
(a) "Waterfalls" - TLC
(b) "Get Lucky" - Daft Punk
(c) "Yellow Submarine" - The Beatles
(d) "Never Gonna Get It" - En Vogue

Yellow Submarine
(D) Leslie turns 50 tomorrow!
Question 7
Which of these is Mr. Gonzalez's Favorite Cartoon?
(A) The Flintstones
(B) Kick Buttowski
(C) The Loud Family
(D) Tom & Jerry
Question 8
Which of these tasty animals has
Mr. Gonzalez eaten?
(A) iguana
(B) cricket
(C) capybara
(D) moose
Question 9
Mr. Gonzalez is
(A) usually over-caffeinated
(B) happy to be your teacher
(C) an awful swimmer
(D) super awesome
yes
False!
fin
If the Zombie Apocalypse were to occur, after rounding up my family I'd grab:


A screwdriver
A lighter
My heaviest guitar - probably the Les Paul
A jar of peanut butter

and

If I were to host a dinner party with dead celebrities, I'd invite

Kurt Vonnegut
Roberto Clemente
Elvis Presley
Oscar Wilde
Redd Foxx


Mr Gonzalez has said all but the following:
A. On fleek
B. Find your seat before I find it with my foot.
C. I don't want to hear your life story
D. See you in church

What's a fleek?
Mr. Gonzalez once threw out the first pitch at a Bisons game.
All of the above
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