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  1. welcomes a week one of our fabulous friendly improv extravaganza.
  2. Let's start off with What the fuck, guys?
  3. What is this?
  4. This is a Prezi.
  5. Our scientists have applied their artistic vision.
  6. Google sweet present proficiency and commitment to a bit to
  7. sorting through in presenting your survey answers in a visually
  8. pleasing, an entertaining way.
  9. Seriously, yes, this is quarantine, creativity and its finest.
  10. Consider yourself blessed.
  11. Let's head into Crump's one through nine frat policy energy
  12. friends Lions can say to each other My human should
  13. not Nice main man.
  14. I am so grateful that you are making the time
  15. this weekend to take my son out murdering with you.
  16. I just haven't had the time.
  17. And you know how hard it iss I love this
  18. neighborhood, huh?
  19. I'm just not into fruits and vegetables like at all.
  20. You bite his ass, I'll go in for the kill.
  21. So what are you thinking for dinner tonight?
  22. Zebra or antelope?
  23. Let's see what's in more hot dog jokes.
  24. Hot dogs, real willies.
  25. We know between two buns long and rounds.
  26. Phallic meets next.
  27. Hey, comforters hindsight 2020.
  28. Instead of building the Great Wall to keep the Mongols
  29. out the Chinese should have just line the perimeter with
  30. stacks of Yankee candles, close the curtains and pretend nobody's
  31. home and Tiger came to Mongolia.
  32. Netflix made a pool of marshmallows that they had to
  33. eat their way through.
  34. Once they got to the other side, they be much
  35. happier. Created a burn book featuring beings con Let's head
  36. over to torrential ist name ideas for torrential, a CZ
  37. that didn't make the cut Scary, hairy motherfucker Cider rat's
  38. any funds legs, Prezi, slayers, fuzzy health spiders, broaches and
  39. from the world ends.
  40. All that will be left is cockroaches and all of
  41. our lost chaps.
  42. Sticks, Twinkies, key honorees, Nokia phones and Nokia 33.
  43. 10 cell phones.
  44. Charge it to my visa.
  45. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy sustained satisfaction.
  46. Champagne. The Presidency brought pits and really, really specific corn
  47. pallets. Hobbies.
  48. The new film, Teletubbies, comes out this summer on Netflix
  49. with an NC 17 rating.
  50. What's the tagline?
  51. This documentary follows the lives of the Teletubbies outside of
  52. filming the 19 nineties hit TV show, traumatized by the
  53. exploitation of their TV bellies.
  54. We see who they were then and where they are
  55. now Teletubbies Base Star in the Sun.
  56. Teletubbies Ah, drug fueled tutti rave Tell the Sun Baby
  57. Comes Teletubbies.
  58. It's a Twinkie.
  59. Dixie, Lala and Po are back this summer and they're
  60. coming for you.
  61. Betsy DeVos.
  62. Teletubbies. The world you never knew.
  63. Olfactory apparition.
  64. Everyone knows that.
  65. Go smell like bullshit Peppers, lemons, freshly cracked, tumble.
  66. Ms Lacroix and dried bat Come and finally, problem or
  67. nine. Top talks.
  68. A topic of debate you overheard on the bus between
  69. 26 year olds.
  70. Belly buttons is a true that's where babies come from.
  71. Lunch. Trade deals.
  72. Who was gonna fart first when they got to school?
  73. How many marshmallows they could fit their mouth at once.
  74. And can I eat that gum?
  75. Thanks for joining us for promise one through nine.
  76. Let's check out what's in Wrigley pitch.
  77. Every week you'll be trying to sell the group, your
  78. newest creation prompted by us like Shark Tank.
  79. But we don't have any money for your just Laughter.
  80. Week one.
  81. The most annoying musical instruments on earth.
  82. Michael. It's a smooth the Neuer 4000 including that bothersome
  83. modulating You sound that nobody likes with only a simple
  84. plug in cable.
  85. You can cause a ruckus ranging from distracting thio Painfully
  86. loud. Serves 1 to 2 or up to six with
  87. picture attachments.
  88. We'll have to show you guys that link later.
  89. Pause here for that link break.
  90. Possess fire alarm Sofia Possess the most annoying instrument on
  91. earth is a sort of music box, but instead of
  92. a delicate sugar plum fairy melody, it projects an oversize
  93. and arresting roar.
  94. Not any different from a jackhammer tearing up a sidewalk
  95. on a perfectly pleasant Tuesday morning, causing you to protest.
  96. What the fuck?
  97. Howard and Carla, the squeaky chair played by a person
  98. who sits on the office wheelie chair and reclines on
  99. it aggressively in a repetitive motion for optimum squeaks, use
  100. a chair that is not intentionally designed to be recline.
  101. Herbal. That's been the weekly pitch.
  102. Let's see what's up but the wait please.
  103. Week. What what your dog is really doing while you're
  104. away at work.
  105. Dog. One dog, too.
  106. That's a great British baking show my dog charging other
  107. dogs from the neighborhood tow Watch my Netflix, which is
  108. actually my nads Don three dog, for it says looks
  109. like he made it out of the rough and dog.
  110. Five. You've been shocked.
  111. Thank you.
  112. That's been the way.
  113. What's the rent?
  114. A question of the week.
  115. This week we've got how many birds is too many
  116. birds, half as many in my hands as there are
  117. in the bush.
  118. Three. That's how many crows it takes to make a
  119. murder. Two.
  120. How many fit inside of bread box?
  121. Well, birdie five.
  122. 50. Thank you.
  123. That's been the random question of the week.
  124. Well, thanks for watching.
  125. Keep an eye out for the next survey that's been
  126. weak. One of a fabulous, friendly and proper extravaganza.
  127. Please give yourself a round of a block.