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I LIKE FRIED CHICKEN
Transcript of I LIKE FRIED CHICKEN
God looked down from the heavens one day,
He looked at man and saw they did stray.
He saw poverty, hate, and war.
He wished to raise men's spirits, to make them soar.
He thought back to the days of old,
When he arose judges who were strong and bold.
He needed a man who from His word would not stray or meander.
And he found one man worthy, a man named Colonel Sanders.
Sanders, with hair as white as snow
And a great goatee, which from his chin would flow.
Worked tirelessly day and night
To find something under which all men could unite.
On a quest he did embark,
Up the Mississippi and through the Ozarks.
Yes, travelled far and wide did he,
Until he reached the blue-grassed state of Kentucky.
There he searched among many a rolling hill,
And he hungered, searching for something that would fill.
He came upon a temple in this place.
A temple inhabited by a darker race.
The indigenous people invited him in.
They said, "Come friend, feast on the chicken!"
Baffled Sanders entered the dining chamber.
There he saw something glowing in a manger.
As he drew close to the now blinding light,
He found something that filled his soul with delight.
A bucket of KFC sat swaddled in the hay.
He immediately fell to his knees to pray.
Once he finished his prayer of thanks,
Sander's teeth into the holy chicken sank.
Immediately, he knew that he had found it,
This thing which now had his eyes so brightly lit.
He took this God sent treasure,
And he never knew such a pleasure.
He perfected the recipe after many tries,
And he crafted a dish that rivaled even Popeyes.
He united the world through the power of God above,
And all wars ended because of the chicken that all did love.
And there was no more car exhaust, pollution,
Or ocean dumpage, travelling in tubes and eating KFC was the solution.
And as the Colonel was laid to rest,
The whole world by him blessed,
He had a bucket of KFC on his chest,
and all hailed him as the king of zest.
KFC AND CULTURE TODAY!
SPICE DRAGON AND BILLY MAYES APPROVE!
No one can deny these seductive spices.
Colonel Sanders is the man! He invented fried chicken and saved the universe. He is an American hero and a member of the trio supreme!
I LIKE FRIED CHICKEN
MAN I REALLY LIKE FRIED CHICKEN
FRAMES ON FRIED CHICKEN
THE SEVEN LEGENDARY SPICES!
The Colonel's Spices are SUPREME AND HEAVENLY!