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How NOT to Pick up Chicks

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Braden Clapper

on 4 February 2015

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Transcript of How NOT to Pick up Chicks

Go to the store and buy these items of clothing!
Step #2
Use these pick up lines and you'll be gettin it!
Step #3
Take her on a date to these places.
Step #4
Use these conversation starters.
Step #5
Apply all these things to your lifestyle and you'll be set and you will be such a chick magnet!
How to Pick up Chicks
By: Braden Clapper
Hi my name is Braden Clapper. Today I will be teaching you how to pick up chicks. This is a topic men have been tirelessly perfecting for years. Now lets get started!
Shrek Crocs (Gavin)
Vintage Reindeer High
Vintage 80's cartigan
Golden Parachute Pants
Get these and the chicks will be runnin!
I may not be the most handsome man in this room but I'm the only one talking to you
You are one of the most beautiful women I've ever met. Almost as beautiful as my mother!
You remind me of my last girlfriend! Could we go on a date?
Would you like to back to my place. We'll have to be quiet my mom and dad are home.
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer!
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother!
I'm batman!
If I had a dime for every time I tried to pick up a chick... I'd still be poor!
I like ladies the way I like my peanut butter... Chunky!
You look like a smurf... a hot smurf
-An action movie
-Chuck E. Cheese's
-Your ex-girlfriends house
-Your ex-boyfriends house
-Wanna see my secret freckle?
-Wanna see my birth mark?
-Did you know I have ringworm?
-You wanna meet my ex-girlfriend?
-Wanna see my collection of your hairs?
-Wanna see my moles? They make the little dipper when you connect them.
-Whats your social security number?

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