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Tiger Times

Welcome to the #1 recommended newspaper for lonely men everywhere! enjoy the funny stories and advertisements to give you a little laugh. You can also search for hidden easter eggs, like the eye of the tiger, tigerville and tiger city! have fun!
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J Stiles

on 27 May 2016

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Vol XCIII, No. 311
Buy Now!
Seriously do u have nothing better to do?
Get a life you retarded idiot
-Julia Stiles 2016
Why are you still reading this dummy? -advice
In courtesy of Lo.N lee.
Dear Tiger Times,
I don't have a girlfriend! Why don't i have one? I do everything right! please i need advice and you're my best source plus your only reader!(also I'm loaded I'll send you a check with this letter.)


Sincerely,
Lo N.Lee


Dear Lo N. Lee,
Due to your commitment to Tiger Times, (and you bribed us), we have decided to give you some helpful tips to for sure get a girlfriend. Number one. Stalk someone you think is suitable. Follow her anywhere and everywhere. Send her random notes and gifts to her front lawn, and make sure she isn't dating anyone else. If she is, kill them and move on! if this works and she likes you, ask her out and if she says yes, congrats! Now make sure nobody else can have her by following her everywhere and making her wear a mask on her face! you can thank us later


Random date, Nobody cares
Facts
Intro to the Tiger
The Tiger Times
The tiger is a member of the feline family. They live in South and Southeast Asia, China, and the Russian far east. Due to poaching and habitat destruction, there are only estimated about 3,500- 4,000 tigers left in the wild. Another fact is that a feline is probably the only thing that will ever love you. Ya nasty.
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Picture of the Day
Inspiring Quote of the Week

Ever feel lonely?(We all know
you do)Well you're in luck!
Thanks to the Lonely Pillow3,000,you'll never feel like a lonely sadistic being again!*
Now available to men and women across America for only the cheap cost of $3,000



*Lonely Pillow 3,000 does not ensure that you will no longer be a lonely sadistic being. We are a company, not miracle workers
The #1 recommended newspaper for lonely men everywhere!
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Behold! The only woman who can look at you without triggering their gag reflex
Tiger Times Monthly Fashion Advice! (We all know you need it)
Buy now! at www.totally(not)arealwebsite.tigertimesfashion.com

Tigerville
Tiger City
Eye of the Tiger
Ya Nasty.
ewwwww
ya nasty
why are you looking?
illuminati confirmed
doritos
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Tiger times townville



Toddlers and Tiaras

Weekly Comics
Ya Naty
Hey Tigers! Welcome to the new fashion blog from our top journalist(our only journalist) Julia Stiles(who btw worked for Toddlers and Tiaras)! Our newspaper is devoted to helping men and women everywhere who are lonely and sadistic. And what better way to help the lonely people of the world than to help then with their fashion choices? We all know that the people who actually read this newspaper arent the most fashionable or sophisticated people. But soon they will thanks to me!

Now for this season's newest fashion trens that has everyone going crazy for: Tiger Times' newest clothing line! Be ahead of the crowd and get all of the newest peices from the newest winning clothing designer at Tiger Times( the only clothing designer), Julia Stiles! Her are just a few works of art from Julia's new line:
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