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Flargle floo

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Liberty Bain

on 3 July 2011

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Bonjour mon utilisateurs d'internet compagnons, comment allez-vous tous sur ce beau jour? Thats French for
"WHATS UP FU-" Never mind. Anyhoo.... The other day i totally sneezed, like, six times It kinda sucked. So a duck, a squirrel and an elephant walk into a bar the place got trashed and the bartender lost a lot of money in damages wild animals shouldn't be allowed in bars I guess the moral of the story is..... Yo mamas so black...... Her friends thought she had been baptised in Soy Sauce! You know what Harry potter did
when he was asked to find the horcruxes? started singing the Pokemon theme. "gotta catch 'em alllllll....." DID YOU KNOW Theres an insect called....... SINGING PENIS??? YA. REELLAY. Let me introduce myself..... My name is Liberty Paige Bain which i guess you could translate into
Freedom Page Bath I know, exciting stuff. My nicknames include: Libby, Lib, Libstaa, Bertie, Bert, Ribby, Barbecue Ribby...... and the list goes on. So anyways, i really like cats. (not the musical. That show sucks.) but KITTIES. so when i see one, i'm all like
"meow meow meow kitty!" and they're like "WHAT?" (dont laugh, he's embarrased by his dandruff) Knock knock? who's there? interrupting cow interrupting cow w- MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD. If the world were to end tomorrow, what would you do? Tell everyone you love them? Kiss the boy/girl you fancy? Spend all your money on something AWESOME? Wanna know what i'd do? Have a naked rollerskating party and i'm like
"nawwww he's saying hello :3" and the cats thinking
"bitch what drugs are you on?" and then i squeal ^o^ and purr at them :) yup. NAKED. naked.... naked... naked... naked......... naked.... :) And ANOTHER DID YOU KNOW: It IS possible to see a rainbow at night? Pretty...... :) AND: On a daily average you will inhale 1 liter of others anal gasses Eeeeeeewwww :S also: The longest recorded projectile vomiting is 27 feet! I wonder what he ate :S so thats probably enough gross stuff.... Have you ever noticed? Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't? I believe that if God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining! Thats why i'm definately having the naked skate party ;) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... ....does that mean that one enjoys it? Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. i wonder if crowded elevators smell different to midgets? Sometimes when bad things happen, we say "urgh, the world SUCKS." But remember - if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off! people always say that pigs will never fly with a suffiecient thrust, i think they'd fly just fine! I love my best friend so much that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss her heaps and think of her often.
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