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Dane Cook

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Paige Bladow

on 14 October 2013

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Transcript of Dane Cook

Dane Cook
Some comedy skits
"Rough Around the Edges"

I can be handsome and intriguing when I want to be
"You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon."
Some movies I've been in..
"My Best Friend's Girl"
"Dan in Real Life"
"Waiting"
"A Vicious Circle"
"Isolated Incident"
"Harmful If Swallowed"
"The Lost Pilots"
"Well, good luck murdering your husband."
"Yes, that's a
10 times larger
than life
replica of your
penis."
"We might be different on the outside, but we're all pink on the inside."
"I went to the DMV, or what I like to call it, Satan's asshole."
"Slip N' Slide yeah..it would have been fun if dad checked for rocks before he put it down. Slip N' Bleed from the Anus they should have called this ride."
"There is one person in every group of
friends that nobody likes."
"Burger King.. Or the BK Lounge as I like to call it."
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