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ENGLISH:
Keep talking.
SEE YOU ON WEDNESDAY!
Not everything is what it seems:
Dog's name
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex".
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the Clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said "I'd like one too!" Then I said, "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand!" "I've had Sex since I was nine years old. " He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the Motel Clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for Sex. I said "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The Clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand", I said. "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a SHOWOFF.
When my wife and I separated, we went to Court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The Judge said, "Me too". Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. He said, "Me too!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A Cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said I was looking for Sex! --------------------- My case comes up next Friday!"
This semester, I need you to:
Read the reader.
Ask the questions you have about the workbook.
But, to do that, you have to do the workbook.
HELLO AGAIN!
If the subject is not clear, PLEASE let me know.
Use the internet in your favor. There's more than Facebook there :)
Before anything, I have some questions:
Here are some good examples:
http://www.englishexercises.net
http://www.ihbristol.com/free-english-exercises
http://www.myenglishpages.com/site_php_files/exercises.php
http://a4esl.org
Do you feel like your English has improved?
Can we keep the Only English Policy?
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suggestions about the classes?
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