Let's go back in time...

Let's go back in time...

That was Earth today, so let's just move time backwards for a while

Time travel packages start at $50,000 per guest for basic and the all-access bundle goes up to $100,000. There is limited supply, so book yours now!

Getting tired of the office?

Been under florescence too long?

Well, that just really sounds...

It sounds pretty wrong.

So while you're at that copier,

just look at this ad.

We are nobody's poet,

but this isn't half-bad.

If you like walking through the forest,

in constant fear of monsters,

and the feel of humid air,

and the taste of your sweat.

If you don't mind creepy lizard birds,

chasing you down the bay.

Then you're guest we have hoped for.

Come to us and escape!

http://paleobiology.si.edu/geotime/main/htmlversion/jurassic5.html

Jurassic Beach and Resort

One of the more peaceful Dinosaurs

The More Appropriate

you will definitely meet is the majestic diplodocus. This is one of the largest sauropod dinosaurs from the giant lizard era, getting to lengths of 90 feet. These may look intimidating, but are herbivores. We allow these creatures near the resort, as they are not as terrorizing as other dinosaurs.

way to welcome you is to tell you not where, but when you are. The Jurassic Period, in the Mesozoic Era of Geologic Time started around 199.6 million years ago and ended around 145.5 million years ago. At this point in time Pangaea had already separated. There were distinct coastlines of the continents, but it didn't look exactly as it does now. During the Jurassic Period, the Earth was ruled by often large reptiles called dinosaurs. The weather during this time might be slightly unpleasant for those who are not used to very, very warm and somewhat moist climates. However, this is great for unwinding and relaxing on the sandy beaches. It's important to acknowledge that the atmosphere here has 10 times the amount of carbon dioxide levels than in the present day. We use a completely organic and non-toxic chemical dome to seal the resort off from the harmful elements in the natural atmosphere, so that you can enjoy a prehistoric setting without the constant need for gas masks. However, for the walk-abouts where you have the opportunity to get up close and personal with our friendly dinosaurs, portable masks and tanks are required for your safety.

Finally something that may look quite bizarre

is the Archaeopteryx. This is a great piece of evidence of how modern day birds evolved from these dinosaurs. They are quite jarring in person as they look like a chameleon crossed with a pigeon. It is best to carry as little food as possible as you can when traveling through the trees, so that you aren't attacked and it does not get snatched.

The main species of trees

that you will encounter are he Norfolk Island Pine. These were present for the majority of the Mesozoic Era and were the dominant tree groups. They are conifers so you will come across many cones on the ground.

One of the most menacing Creatures

Our personal favorite

you might come across (but let's hope not) is the Allosaurus. Stretching over 40 feet in length, this vicious carnivore is a very horrifying sight. Good news is that we have made great attempts to keep these ancestors of Tyrannosaurus Rexes away from our grounds.

dinosaur at the resort is the Stegosaurus. These intriguing plant eaters can get up to 30 feet in length. They are quite the sight to see, with the plates extending from their spines and spikes jutting from their tails. Their skin is also much tougher than the present day elephant. Though they are sweeties, their brains are only as big as a walnut!

some Things to bring are

• Light clothing (shorts, tees, blouses, etc.)
• Sunglasses
• Sunscreen
• Bathing suit
• Hiking boots
• Umbrella and/or raincoat
• Strong insect repellant
• Rescue gas mask

If bringing any of these goods is a problem for you, don't fear as our resort has multiple gift shops with these items and much more!

Some more Dinosaurs on resort are

Camptosaurus

Ceratosaurus

Ammonite

Crocodilian

Ichthyosaurus

if you insist on bringing any electronic devices, please refrain as much as possible from bringing devices that must be charged. We do not have any power generators, building which could possibly affect the plants and animals in a way that causes a time paradox, disrupting the space-time continuum, possibly destroying life as we know it.

Your Living quarters

will consist of a lovely wooden hut. This little house is completely separate from the others, but you will never be completely isolated on the resort. These huts are only a quarter of a mile away from the shore, so every morning (or afternoon, if you are a late riser) you will have a refreshing and absolutely safe walk along our dirt paths to the restaurants, gift shops, and other free amenities included in your tickets.

Welcome to...

To a time when the continents were shaped differently.

To a time when mammals were not in existence.

To a time when giant lizards were in control of the world.