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Protist Resume
By Shannon Mcphearson
Due to the latest hurricane Sandy, we are currently and mostly underwater that is why we are recruiting a Chrysophyta protist who has a unique pattern and a unique shape. Someone who is also willing to work in a Golden Brown Algae in the Pronx, New Cell City; "The City that always sleeps"-but right now is always swimming-. We are looking for someone who has style and is willing to make big changes all around us. Someone who isn't afraid of helping other protists. If that someone is you, please bring your resume to our offices November 18-20, 2012.
"Meanwhile in Port Orange, Florida it is very hot and their is not enough water in other words not enough jobs. So right now Lucie Chrysofita is jobless, homeless, and sleepless. She is positive that she fulfills all of the requirements except one. She is not good socializing with other protists (so she really has no clue in how she is going to help them) but right now she has no choice. So she goes in a very very very long journey to New Cell City, the city that ALWAYS sleeps! -but currently is always swimming-." She just needs a good resume. Better start writing one.
This is me, Lucie Chrysofita.
Objective Become part of a company where I can develop my skills and knowledge.
Work Experience
2010-2011
Company: Botton of the Sea Funeral Home
Position: Cementary Official
Functions
* Bring the dead seashells to the bottom of the sea(literally) to help form sediments on the sea.
2008-2010
Company:"Port Orange's Algae Design Studio".
Position: Secretary
Functions
* Stored the companies energy as a carbohydrate and as a large oil droplet.
* Take phone calls from clients.
Education
2004-2008
University of Protists in California
Major in Protists Cell Wall Shapes
GPA 2.5
Skills & Features
I am a unicellular protist I can live in salt & fresh waters.
Bilingual
- I can speak with protists from salt and fresh water.
Computer knowledge.
Ways I obtain Food:
- Photosynthesis.
- I can also become heterotrophic when there is inadequate light or if dissolved food is plentiful.
References
Diatoms ,Bacillariophyta.
Golden-brown algae ,Chrysophyceae.
Yellow-green algae, Xanthophyceae.
407 Virginia Ave,
Port Orange, FL 32127
407-248-3215/407-584-2856
c.lucia@yahoo.com