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My desk's at the back of the class
And nobody nobody knows
I'm a Marrog from Mars
With a body of brass
And seventeen fingers and toes.
Wouldn't they shriek if they knew
I've three eyes at back of my head
And my hair is bright purple
My nose is deep blue
And my teeth are half yellow , half red?
My five arms are silver with knives on them sharper than spears
I could go back right now if I liked -
And return in a million light years
I could gobble them all for
I'm seven foot tall
And I'm breathing green flames from my ears.
Wouldn't they yell if they they knew
If they guessed that a Marrog was here?
Ha-ha they haven't a clue-
Or wouldn't they tremble with fear!
"Look,look, a Marrog!"
They'd all scream and shout.
The blackboard would fall and the ceiling would crack
And the teacher would faint, I suppose.
But I grin to myself, sitting right at the back
And nobody nobody knows.
By R.C Scriven