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Why the fuck, and how the fuck do we
LIE
what the actual fuck even
what are you doing with that topic?
Lying is normal
normal
Lying is as old as us
the more intelligent - the more deceptive
we recieve 10-200 lies a day
KOKO
the gorilla
Learned sign language
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koko and her kitten
KOKO
the gorilla
She once blamed her kitten for ripping a sink out of the wall
Not an authentic photo
How to spot lies
spot
no original liars
We all make the same mistakes
We all use the same techniques
Verbal Dodging
EXHIBIT A:
I did not have sexual relations with that woman... Miss Lewinsky
Liars will uncounciously
distance themselves from the subject
I did not have sexual relations with that woman... Miss Lewinsky
People who are overdetermined will use formal (did not) and not informal (didn't)
no mortal can hold a secret
EXHIBIT B:
WE rehearse our words but rarely our gestures
WE say yes - we shake our heads "no"
we tell very convincing stories - we slighty shrug our shoulders
We commit terrible crimes and we smile in the delight of getting away with it
John Edwards denying hes the father of a child
Is he lying?
John Edwards
He shook his head each time he said yes or agreed with the jounralists statement
DUPING DELIGHT
the smile we all make when getting away with crimes
DUPING DELIGHT
lies about liars
Liars always fidget - not true, liars are known to freeze their upper bodies while lying
Liars never look you in the eyes - Not true either, liars tend to be aware of this myth.
Some liars even look you in the eyes too much.
lies
KEEP LYING
when i was younger i thought lying was bad i thought that i hurt people and had no good purpose
KEEP LYING
Lying protects you and those around you.
Keep lying, but be aware that lying can have serious consequences
Don't be dogshit at lying as you'll just embarrass yourself