White Lies
Time to stir the pot with a little fib. Everyone is gonna be showing up with their best white lies proudly displayed.
Lie
Here
Every party need good PJ. The pregame buzz needs to be maintained. All we require is one ABC trip, paid for by us, and the punch will be handled.
As the house's resident dilf, the song Daddy by TMG will be played promptly at midnight
NATHAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdiNxmWO4Dw
To recognize the skills of this valiant man, we will clear the dance floor for him to fight the one and only Harrison Reeves
ZAK
In honor of our president, we will host a showing of a legendary interview about the Carlsbad Lightning
HANK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUBC7xV19ss
Stats
Skills
SECURITY
Rock facts
Race directing
Big ass
Blind rage (when hungry)
Unearned confidence (white)
Persistence
Dick size
Other Skills
Literally none
Staying strapped with her water bottle and hot sauce, she can keep even the wildest in check with the help of her intimidating stature
Drinking
Mom-ness
BABYSITTING
Dick size
The life of the party or a vomiting mess? Always a toss up with this boy and a close eye will be kept on him.
Wildcard
Drinking
Awareness
Heartbroken
As an aspiring trophy husband my domestic skills are top notch. Promptly at 10am the following morning cleaning will commence and the house will be spotless. We'll have a bucket and a mop for that wet ass floor.