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Your man? Prolly Bummy. Me? Hella Funny.
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Your MCM? Hella Bummy. Me? Hella Funny.
By : Franky Armendariz
Table Of Contents :
Table of contents
- Comedic Genius
- Talk it out
- Homie Lover
- Outgoing (like incredibly)
- Never fumbles the bag
Joke Master
Comedic Genius
- Your MCM probably can't even make you laugh.
- I got jokes for DAYS
- My life is a joke
- Bonus : I'll always laugh at your jokes, even if they aren't funny.
- Once as a kid I saw a little boy in the line of the grocery store attempting to buy a Kit Kat, but he didn't have enough money so he started to cry. Being the kind soul I am I told him a joke and he stopped crying, I told him if he followed his dreams he could afford all the candy bars in the world. That little boy grew up to be Kevin Hart. I then bought the Kit Kat for myself.
Lets talk it out
Talk it out
- Your MCM doesn't care how you feel yet you still text him.
- Me? Daily good morning texts
- EX. "Good Morning, I hope you have an amazing day today :)"
- When I ask you how your day was, I actually want to know.
- Big ass ears so I can listen really well
- In fact I have two ears for double the listening
- Always willing to lend you an ear for anything.
- Work sucks? Yea fuck Courtney from sales.
Homie Lover
- Your MCM a simp, probably hangs around with simps too.
- Me? A real one so I surround myself with real ones.
- By association with me, all my friends are incredibly funny so when you meet them you might die of laughter.
- (Not funnier than me though, I'll save all my best jokes for you <3)
- Reviews from my homies :
- "Yea um, Frank's a pretty cool guy I guess " - Jose
- "I'm not reviewing you for a powerpoint" - Moses, a jokester
Outgoing
- Open to all ideas
- Movies? Sure even if I've seen it 100 times.
- Storming Area 51? We could raise a little alien together.
- Hot air balloon ride? I'm scared of heights but for you I'll be strong.
- You wanna protest something? Gimme a sign and we'll riot.
- You want to overthrow the entire American Government and start a new democracy? I'm with it.
Bag Chaser
The Bag
- Your MCM can't even secure one bag.
- The Bag is my middle name
- Have multiple bags I'm securing
- The bag and I are on first name basis
- "Whaddup Franky?" - The Bag
- Never fumbles the bag
- Bag expert
- I can smell a bag from a mile away, and secure it even quicker
- Willing to share every bag with you
- Dinner Date? We don't gotta do the dollar menu.
- Want to fill a bathtub with dollar bills? You got it.
- Chilis? Go ahead, order whatever, we don't have to do 2 for 20$.
Finale
- You'll always be laughing with me.
- The bag? Don't even trip cause I never fumble it.
- The only thing I hold onto tighter than the bag, is your heart, so lunch?