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Man vs. Dog
10 reason why dogs are better than your boyfriend, period.
UNLIKE A LOT OF GUYS, DOGS ARE PRETTY LOYAL.
EXAMPLE A:
#1
What cuddles on command and doesn't argue?
Not your man.
#2
DOGS WON’T BEG YOU FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN TOYS OR FOOD.
Nothing is worse than a guy begging you to peg them. ...unless that's your thing, then go off sis.
#3
THEY MAKE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING LOOK CUTE
#4
Have you seen a man with a turkey hat on? ICK.
....But have you seen a dog in a turkey hat? ADORABLE!
Whose shit would you rather deal with?
A man's commitment issues and childhood trauma?
OR
A dog's tiny turd?
#5
Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
Or in my case, so do men...so nevermind on this one.
#8
They’ll never send you any unsolicited dick pics.
Maybe it’s the lack of thumbs, maybe it’s the lack of phones, but you’ll never open an unsuspecting Snapchat or text from them to be blinded by an image of an appendage that you didn’t really need to see.
#6
Dogs will never tell you you’re clingy or crazy.
...Let's be real, they're the crazy ones for being so obsesssed with you.
#7
What's more confusing than a man? Not your dog.
Dog's will never play emotional games with you. They love you or want nothing to do with you. You'll never have to guess.
#9
Dogs are just the fucking best.
#10
Period.