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CONSERVATION GIRL
CONSERVATION GIRL
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SUNDAY, APRIL 30, 2017
Vol XCIII, No. 311
BLAST FROM THE PAST: APRIL 30, 1996
BABY FOUND IN FOREST FIRE DESTRUCTION
CAN SHE SAVE US, AGAIN?
C.G. to work with US Parks
Today a family, returning to their property after losing everything in the worst forest fire to hit the Northwestern US in its history, heard crying and discovered a small baby five hundred feet from where their barn once stood seemingly unscathed from the fire. Officials are attempting to locate the child's parents, to no avail.
Following the story of the new born baby found in the wake of the devastating wildfire in Northern California twenty-one years ago, that baby now goes by the name Conservation Girl. She just signed a contract with the National Parks Service to use her powers to help proactively fight wildfires and other natural disasters! Using her super brain, C.G. has already saved a number of animals in the farming community she was raised in.
C.G.'s Brain
Her biggest super tool
Picture 2
Conservation Girl's Brain
Most people's brains are divided into sections shown in the picture to the right. The frontal lobe, yellow, parietal lobe, blue, temporal lobe, green, and the occipital lobe, red. C.G's parietal lobe, responsible for the sensory cortex, is actually much larger than normal. Scientists believe this was caused by the wildfire and actually protected her from death. As you can see in the second picture to the left, the parietal lobe, blue, has expanded increasing C.G.'s senses to an unseen level. This helps her determine where the fire or natural disaster is already happening or will take place. Sensing the distress of the animals and tension in the air she will be able to direct emergency aid to the right location. Not pictured is her enlarged Medulla, this is what keeps C.G. calm and collected so the animals will want to come to her for assistance and she can keep them calm if they are injured. C.G. has already helped to save many farm animals in distress that were stuck in fences or in quick sand.
Picture 1
Normal Brain
Color Key
Yellow: Frontal Lobe
Blue: Parietal Lobe
Green: Temporal Lobe
Red: Occipital Lobe
Orange: Little Brain
White: Brian Stem/Medulla