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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
Each morning Jackmerius wakes up at 6:00 AM.
He eats a breakfast consisting of energy bars and protein shakes and feeds crackers to his albino parrot, Salty.
He then wakes up his roommate and best friend, Jordanathan Milltwip, providing Jordanathan is not already awake.
Jackmerius counts and then recounts his most prized possession, his collection of misprinted currency.
Jackmerius then gets ready to go to his classes, which are paid for by his football scholarship.
He is going for his major in entomology with a Chinese minor.
After he is finished with his classes, he prepares for football practice.
Football is the reason Jackmerius chose to attend Michigan State, as he loved watching the Spartans while growing up in East Lansing, Michigan.
He is an All-American safety at Michgan State and is coming into his senior season as the best defensive player in the nation.
Jackmerius is the third in the Tacktheritrix family to play football for the Spartans.
His father was a linebacker in the 70's and his brother, who graduated last year, was a runningback and a Heisman candidate.
After football practice, Jackmerius devotes much of his time to his studies.
When he is not studying, he makes time for his loving girlfriend, Nyqueesha Johnstonfordington.
Jackmerius and Nyqueesha have a very healthy relationship.
Jackmerius is very happy with his style of living and wouldn't change it for anything.