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This concludes our presentation on Kenn Nesbitt.
At the National University of San Diego
he majored in computer science
He went to two different schools while he lived in Fresno
He went to John Muir and Kirk Elementary
school
Then he moved to San Diego and went to Pacific Beach Junior High
Then he went to two different high schools both that were in San Diego
He went to Misson Bay and La Jolla High School
He wrote his first poem when he was 7 years old
My teacher ate my homework
Which I thought was rather odd
He sniffed at it and smiled
With an approving sort of nod
He took a little nibble
Unusual but true
Then had a somewhat larger bite
And gave a thoughtful chew
I think he must of liked it
For he really went to town
he gubbled it with gusto
And he wolfed the whole thing down
He licked of all his fingers
Gave a burp and said "you pass"
I guess that's how they grade you
when you're in a cooking class.
I love to do the laundry.
I mean it. I don't mind
because I get to keep
whatever money I might find.
I know it sounds ridiculous.
I'm sure it must seem strange.
But every time I wash the clothes
I find some pocket change.
I found a dollar yesterday.
Today I found a ten.
I'm certain that tomorrow
I'll find money once again.
You see, I have a strategy.
(I guess that's what you call it.)
And sometimes I just accidentally
wash my father's wallet.
Kenn Nesbitt was an only child
My sister says she's sleepy,
that her energy is sapped.
She says she'd feel much better
if she climbed in bed and napped.
She says she feels so drowsy,
that she has to shut her eyes.
She just can't keep from closing them
no matter how she tries.
She's claims she's so exhausted
that she cannot stay awake.
She swears that she'll be useless
till she has a little break.
She says she needs to catch some Z's,
to hit the hay, to doze,
to hibernate, to dream,
to have a moment of repose.
I'm pretty sure she's faking
when she jumps in bed and snores.
This happens every time our mother
says to do her chores
He was born February 20,1962 in Berkeley, California USA
He is now 52 years old
He grew up in Fresno and San Diego, California
He now lives in Spokane, Washington with his his wife Ann, and two kids, Max and Madison
He has two mice, a dog, two cats and a goldfish
His full name is Kenn Aylward Nesbitt
Mackenzie put a whoopie cushion
on the teacher's chair.
Makayla told the teacher
that a bug was in her hair.
Alyssa brought an apple
with a purple gummy worm
and gave it to the teacher
just to see if she would squirm.
Elijah left a piece of plastic
dog doo on the floor,
and Vincent put some plastic vomit
in the teacher's drawer.
Amanda put a goldfish
in the teacher's drinking glass.
These April Fool's Day pranks
are ones that you could use in class.
Before you go and try them, though,
there's something I should mention:
The teacher wasn't fooling
when she put us in detention.
I'm digging for diamonds.
I'm digging for gold.
I'm digging for silver
that's shiny and cold.
I'm digging all day and
I'm digging all night.
I'm digging for rubies
all sparkling and bright.
I plan to get famous.
I plan to get rich
by digging up gemstones
in ditch after ditch.
And yet, from these ditches
I've dug in the ground,
there weren't any diamonds
or coins to be found.
I haven't got silver
or rubies, you see...
I just have my mom and dad
yelling at me.
For though I found nothing
from digging till dawn,
my parents found holes
where we once had a lawn.
My parents are making me crazy.
They're driving me utterly mad.
I'm mental because of my mother.
I'm losing it thanks to my dad.
My mom tells me, "Go do your homework,"
and dad's yelling, "Vacuum the floors!"
Then mom says, "Turn off the TV now,"
and dad hollers, "Finish your chores!"
With all of their grousing and griping,
my brain is beginning to hurt.
My dad's shouting, "Clean up the kitchen!"
My mom's saying, "Tuck in your shirt!"
I feel like I'm losing my marbles.
If I go bananas today,
then please give this note to my parents
when the funny farm takes me away.