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If you have a job do it and you get money to buy parlors. yay!
Or you can stay home and watch parlor! Why waste your time on books anyway they insult you intelligence anyway. If you need to go somewhere drive 100 mph to get there then go home and go to bed or watch parlor.
No books
No pedestrians
No slowdriving
No adventures
And have fun
all these are ways to stop ruining your life
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I've been to the past and it sucks. come on down to the future and watch parlor with us.
The normal world is full of hate and strife so join our community and love your people in the wall on your parlor. You know how you hate books? We can make you love life by burning them then replacing them with colourful imaginative shows.
It's a fact that books kill off important character and make you sad so we burn them .It's a fact that slow driving causes accidents so we drive extrememly fast and make billboards larger so you feel the merchandise.
I've read a book before the main character died in the middle of the book how horrible come on down and whe'll burn it for you.
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