Zombie Apocolypse

Let's try it!

If I were a zombie, I would start a zombie death metal band.

If I could only choose weapons from home, I would choose my iron.

If the zombie apocalypse has started, I should probably get all my badass friends together to create a zombie-killing team.

If you were a zombie, what would you do with your life (death)?

If you could only choose from what you have at home, what weapon would you choose?

What should you do first, if you heard that a zombie apocalypse has started?

What would you do if your best friend had been bit by a zombie?

If you didn't turn into a zombie, what would your life be like?

Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack

A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion. The authority received a Freedom of Information request which said provisions to deal with an attack, often seen in horror films, were poor. The "concerned citizen" said the possibility of such an event was one that councils should be aware of.

"We've had a few wacky ones before but this one did make us laugh," said Lynn Wyeth, head of information governance. The Freedom of Information Act allows a right of access to recorded information held by public authorities.

Lazy girl's guide to answering questions.

If ... then...

What would you do if your best friend was bit by a zombie?

If...

If...

If...

(need)

(possibility)

(plan)

then

then

then

I should...

I could...

I would...

If my best friend were bit by a zombie, I would keep them locked in the shed.

If the zombie apocalypse has started...

If I don't turn into a zombie...

If it wouldn't be too difficult...

Ms Wyeth said she was unaware of any specific reference to a zombie attack in the council's emergency plan, however some elements of it could be applied if the situation arose. Other submissions to the council have included requests for records of paranormal activity and haunted buildings within the city. "To you it might seem frivolous and a waste of time... but to different people it actually means something," said Ms Wyeth. "Everybody has their own interests and their own reasons for asking these questions." She added high-profile cases, such as the MPs expenses scandal, has raised public awareness of the right to request information records. Ed Thurlow, who runs zombie website Terror4Fun, said he felt a zombie invasion in Leicester was highly unlikely. "I think perhaps [the "Concerned Citizen"] has watched films like 28 Days Later a few too many times."

Which means...

Let's get some advice from the masters.

Every time you hear an "if" clause, say "WHOOOO!"

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS STARTED!

Grab a partner!

Any reactions about the film?

What are your predictions for what will happen with the dog and boy?

First things first...

You are the secretary of they mayor's office, and someone has written a letter of complaint that ValMez is not prepared for a zombie attack. Please write them a response letter.

Ebola patients are rising from the dead!

Who should you go with, what should you carry, and where should you go?

could/should/would

Ok, now quickly revise your plan using the information you just heard.

Plan your team, your weapons and make a strategy!

Just the ebola virus ... or....