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"Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before."
Well, as you can see, this presentation is going to be about one of the chillest shows throughout all of known space; i.e. Star Trek. And if you didn't catch the pun above, I'm already judging you (And I'm already being judged on this presentation, so don't cry too hard. Chances are I'll be right there with you by the end of it, sobbing grossly at my inevitable failure). Now let's begin.
WAIT OKAY I KIND OF LIED. FEEL FREE TO GIVE ME ITENSE GLARES OF HATRED IN A WAY TO SYMBOLIZE HOW DEAD OUR FRIENDSHIP IS NOW.
(Alright, I may have lied to you. Before we actually begin, I would like to request that I not be interrupted, for this slide show will need time to wallow in all of its righteousness. And by "righteousness," I mean swaggar. ##yolo)
In Star Trek, there is a character named Mr. Spock, and he is from a planet called Vulcan. This planet is key in a few of the earlier episodes, as well as many of the later ones. People from Vulcan, Vulcans, often have green blood, pointed ears, slanted eyebrows, and are simply logical beings, meaning that they tend to disregard emotions in order to make the best choice. Spock, though half-human, is very good at suppressing his emotions, however he does show emotion from time to time.
These might actually be interesting:
1- Much of its surface consists of deserts and mountain ranges, and large areas are set aside as wilderness preserves.
2- Vulcan has no seasons.
3- Approximately every seven years, Vulcan males experience an overpowering mating drive known as pon farr, often focused on their mates or an object of desire, if there is no mate or he is out of reach. (So basically Spock goes into heat every seven years).
4- Vulcans are said not to drink alcohol, though they are depicted indulging on special occasions.
5- Spock and presumably all Vulcans have almost no blood pressure.
Alright, then. With that out of the way, let's get started!
Just one more thing! I am being forced to use reaction pictures instead of gifs, because this application won't allow me to use them. Which, all things considered, will make this presentation 10X worse. Sorry abut that.
In Star Trek: Into Darkness, they describe Eurasia as a continent on planet Earth; well, they would be correct, technically, but it has so much more to offer than just any place on the map. Eurasia holds a large portion of the population, and it also offers a culture unlike any other to the world.
Located primarily in the eastern and northern hemispheres, Eurasia is considered a supercontinent.
Please just stop paying attention now, it's bloody rubbish.
Don't even take the time to listen to me any more, it's just getting worse:
1- Eurasia is inhabited by almost 5 billion people, more than 72.5% of the world's population: 60% in Asia and 12.5% in Europe.
2- Eurasia has been the host of many modern civilizations, including those based in Mesopotamia and the Indus Valley.
3- The Silk Road symbolizes trade and cultural exchange linking Eurasian cultures through history and has been an increasingly popular topic.
4- Physiographically, Eurasia is a single continent.
5- Eurasia covers around 52,990,000 square kilometers (20,460,000 sq mi), or around 36.2% of the Earth's total land area.
Bantam Books, a publishing company for the "James Blish" collection of a particularly popular series of Star Trek books, is located in Toronto. Toronto is widely known throughout Canada because of it's large size, and cultural diversity. And although their hockey team, the Maple Leafs, have not won a Stanley Cup in years, their fans still remain faithful, the tickets always being sold out. Hockey aside, the many people you will meet there are sure to be the heart of the melting pot [of humans]!
omg no wai
Here are a few semi-unrelated facts:
1-Toronto is Canada's largest city at almost 5.6 million residents.
2-Toronto is the fifth largest state in North America.
3-Over 30% of Toronto residents speak a language other than English and French.
4-Toronto Zoo is the largest in Canada.
5-Toronto is considered one of the most cultured cities in the world.
Located in New York, is yet another Bantam Books publishing company. New York is well-known for its diversity, arts, and fashion, as well as its variety. The expansive amount of restaurants ensures that you'll definitely find what you're looking for, whether it be Chinese Take-Out or Louisianans famous Cajun food. Many designers hope to make it big in New York, and the unique fashion and building designs are only one example of why.
Another Bantam publishing company is located in London. Being widely known for the "Big Ben" clock tower, London is more often noted by many Americans for it's peculiar "accent," which, unfortunately, influences anyone within the general vicinity who just so happens to have a mouth to attempt to mimic their pattern of speech until they are convinced that they are "totes a Brit."
(^^^ A precise representation of your inner reaction to this presentation.)
More semi-boring facts (I'm doing the best I can with entertaining you, folks. Feel free to laugh at my attempts, just this once):
1- More than 26,000 people live within each square mile of New York.
2-More than 47 percent of New York City's residents over the age of 5 speak a language other than English at home.
3- More than 250 feature films are shot on location in New York City each year.
4- Approximately 790,000 companies operate in New York City.
5- An average of 4.9 million people ride the New York City subway each weekday.
those birds are hardcore
Here's some more facts that probably aren't relevant:
1- In 1985 a flock of starlings landed on the minute hand of Big Ben and put the time back by five minutes.
2- Waterloo Bridge was built mainly by women (take that every single sexist prick that roams the Earth).
3- Only six people died in the Great Fire of London.
4- In 1952, pollution was so bad, a theater performance at Sadler's Wells had to be abandoned when smog crept into the auditorium.
5- London was once the most densely populated city on Earth. Then, in 1925, it was beaten by Tokyo.