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A new time machine is being built by the company '"It's About Time" in a secret underground bunker in the artic. It will be used to go into the future to make sure a precious gem is never distroyed. The time machine will be first tested in June of 2016.

The companie "It's About Time" makes many new inventions that are amazing for that time period in secret, they make them in secret so that know one can copy their advanced plans. Adventuers discoverd their plans when looking for Polar bears.

A select group of people will be selected to be the first time travelers. 5 reacerchers are working together to decide who fits the criteria and who does not. What the reacerchers are looking for is a courageous, opportunistic and an adventurous person.

The companie "It's About Time" is sending people into the future to make sure a precious gem is never distroyed. "If the gem was distroyed all electricity in the world would go out forever, if all the electricity in the world goes out forever then you could not power on any thing. And the world would be a bad place with out electricity" Said the owner of "It's About Time" David Huitster. The name of the gem is "Demerald". The gem is 12" and weighs 5 pounds. The colour of the gem is gold with white streaks.

The time machine is made out of a new indestructible metal called "Senstir". The new metal is made by all the strongest metals. That are melted and mixed together. The bolts are custom made so have no label. To power the machine there is a small exploding star that is put into a small compartment in the middle of the time machine.

"The saftey of the the passengers is crucial" Said David Huitster. The time machine is equipped with life jackets, parachutes, air tanks, lava proof clothes and a grapling hook. " We are equipped for any senario." Said David Huitster. Each passenger has a walk-e talk-e and a tracking device so they can comunicate and the tracker to track their location.

"It's About Time" is holding a confrence in London, England to explane the time machine to possible time travellers. The confrence will be held the 2ed of July. The confrence is free to attend and if your want to be considerd to be the first time traveller then go to newnews/timetraveller.ca.

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Danielle Guloien

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Sherwood Park, Alberta

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Friday the 13th two air planes crashed into each other.Each plane had around 100 people including children and baby's.

A new has Hockey team called The Alaskan Blue Bears has joined the NHL."We couldn't decide between The Alasken Brown Bears and The Alasken Blue Berries" said Coach Paul Forest.

September 12th a ship called Audola crashed an a uncharted island near Hawaii. It was discouverd 3 weeks later after the sip was sent off.

A new time machine is being built by the company '"It's About Time" in a secret underground bunker in the artic, it will be used to go into the future to make sure a precious gem is never distroyed, the time machine will be first tested in June of 2016.

Main page: The new band Solar Rift is coming to town. Come and see the show.

Page 2- Travel:Friday the 13th two air planes crashed into each other.There was over 100 people on each plane.

Page 3- Sports: A new team called the Alasken Blue Bears joined the NHL this week. The Blue Bears are aiming to get Connor McDavid in the draft.

Page 4- Technology: In a secret buncker a time machine was built and will be tested in June of 2016. A group of adventuers will be selected to go on the journey.

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Solar Rift will be preforming their last 2 albums ever. If you e-mail their manager right now you can request a song. The dance floor will be open.

The limo driver is offering free trips to the tour bus. Thier manager will be in the tour bus.

"I ask you to not touch anything." said the Manager.

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Starting on march 30th Apple will realesing a new Ipad called the chrom ipad. The store will be opening at 9:30 in the morning. Only a limeted amount.

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Monday morning the new band, Solar Rift, will be coming to town. Solar Rift will be peforming from 9:30 pm - 12:00 pm. In Rexall Place.

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Be the first one to We will have buy one and you'll get a discount for apps. " We will have more on may 15th." for more information go to www.campbelltownnews.ca

Emily Lancaster

Adrianna Autio

Sherwood Park

Police say people lost valuble stuff so if found please return. One of the passangers had a dog abourd with him, many eyewitnesse sayed they saw the dog save a 9 year old child from drawning. We thank that dog.

" I hope everyone that comes has fun." said Solar Rift's band members. If you would like buy a ticket go to this website www.newbands.ca For more information go to www.campbelltownnews.ca

For all that misfortune Mrs Sophia (the president) ask for everyone's sympathy and kindness,and to come down on Saturday the 20th for a ceremony.Things that will be included are, fun activity's for the kids(face panting,bouncy house,candy buffet and much moor).We will also be having a barbeque and everyone is invited,so come join Sherwood Park and have some fun!

September 12th a ship called Audola crashed an a uncharted island near Hawaii. It was discouverd 3 weeks later after the sip was sent off.

All planes will be dilade for 2-4 howers but your ticket will still be able to be used at the time the planes start to fly. Air Canada will be having a draw for the next people that flies Air Canada. The prizes included are, an iPad, $6,000 in cash and two free plane tickets to anywhere

There are five people in band. The lead singer Bob, the drummer Steve, base guitar Joseph and lead guitar Jonathan. " Tonight is the big night. Tonight is the biggest consert we've ever had." Said Joseph.

On March 5 a new sport was invented by a man named Suister Robinder from Turkey, the sport is called "Planeter".

The sport "Planeter" is were there are floating balls that you have to hop from one to another while your ball and the ball in front of you are moving. The sport was thought of while Suister Robinder was looking at a picture of the solar system.

The sport is meant to be played in a long tube like stadium so the players do not have to turn corners, witch would make it harder if they had to turn corners.

The government of Turkey announced that they were going to build a "Planeter" stadium that will be ready to use in may 2016, for they thought his sport was "unique" and takes "concentration".

Suister Robinder decided that to showcase his new sport "Planeter" and to better explain it he is holding a game in the new "Planeter" stadium when it is built.

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Friday the 13th two air planes crashed into each other.Each plane had around 100 people including children and baby's.There could be people that survived from this terrible crash,and if there was we have not found them.

Reporter: Micaiah

Just off the coast of Japan in Ishinomaki, Miyagi, Japan, there is an island where cats outnumber humans 6 to 1. The cats were brought over to the island to deal with with the mouse population that would swarm their boats.

Some people hate it there, but for cat lovers it's awesome. The island was named after famous pirate named Arthur Catt.

The cats like this island because it's 150 square miles of natural landscape to play in. Also, in the winter, the temperature is a low of 60 degrees and in the summer, the high is 80 degrees. The temperature is great for the cats and outdoors.

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In the entrance way they will be selling t-shirts. You will get to see the band after the show. You may take pictures or take videos but you are not aloud post them on the internet.

Police are still trying to find the ship for there may still be surviors. If there are, we wish you good luck. For more information go to www.campbelltownnews.ca

A remote island off the coast of Nova Scotia was discovered 2 months ago. The island did not advance with the rest of the world, the island is in the medieval ages.

The island is named "Koyickoh" which means "castle" in their language; which is a newly discoved language called "Coyisito".

"Every thing on the island is medieval, tall castles, medieval games, markets with medieval foods, a true King and fantasy stories like in the fairy tales." Said the village mayor Gracinus Kingsinus.

Over 3,000 people died , 200 survied. Thier was a pregnant lady on bord unfortunately she died. The captin survied and was able to tells us about the ship sinking. " It was scary all right I'm just glad most of are passengers survied".

A new hockey team called, The Alaskan Blue Bears, has joined the ranks of the NHL this week. The owner could not decide what to call the team at first, as they were deciding between The Alaskan Brown Bears and The Alaskan Blueberries. "We just thought we would put the two ideas together, and came up with The Alaskan Blue Bears" said coach Paul Forest.

The state in the north was not being represented, so the NHL decided to create a new team to include all the northern hockey players. Captain, Jaques Homard, is said to be the next Sidney Crosbey. His lightning speed and his quick hands make him a natural goal scorer. The newest goalie, Jean Polaire, is the best goalie in the league with zero goals against him.

The home jersey colours are blue and purple with a logo of blue polar bear playing hockey. The away jersey colours are baby blue and magenta. Fans are excited about this new hockey team and the logo can be seen on the new stadium that is being built. The new stadium will be able to hold 20 000 spectators.

The name of the new arena is the Igloo Center where the Blue Bears will begin practise this week. There is an opening ceremony on March 24th at 7 pm. Tickets cost from $70 to $200. There will be a match between The Alaskan Blue Bears and Pittsburg Peguins. Free popcorn and hotdogs will be given to the first 100 fans. Bobby McFeran will sing the national anthem to open the game.

As the newest expansion team, the Alaskan Blue Bears, are given the top pick in the draft. They hope to get Connor McDavid on their team as the newest centreman. He presently plays for the Eerie Otters. This is a team in the Ontario Hockey League. He is the highest scoring player this year. "I'm looking forward to playing with this new team," said Connor McDavid. He has scored 40 goals in 43 games this season. He has 69 assists. He has 109 points in total this year.

Alaska is the perfect place for a hockey team. The kids play hockey all year long and the people love the game. The temperatures are perfect for both indoor and outdoor hockey. The people of Juno, Alaska have been hockey fans for years and now they can finally be a part of the NHL.

The new team has a mascotte of a polar bear. He will be on the ice inbetween periods handing out flags, t-shirts, and blue jolly ranchers to fans for their first game. The mascotte's name is Blue Bear. The fans already love him. For tickets to the opening game, go to hockeyalaska.com.

Did you know that,The smoothest place to sit is often over or near the wing.The bumpiest place to sit is in the back. A plane is like a seesaw. If you’re in the middle, you don’t move as much.

The two planes left at the same time not knowing that the other one would be leaving, the time was wrong . It was a huge misunderstanding.Air canada is very very sorry for all those lives that were lost.

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One of the coaches sayed" we hope the people that join have fun". If you do something bad you will be kicked ot of the programme. Thier will ve penatel boxes

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May 13th 2015 a new sport will be starting underwater hockey. It will start at 2:00 and end at 6:00. At Millenium Place in the swimming pool.

Thousends of people will be coming to see the band. The band will be back stage signing autographs. Bob will be singing a solo. " I would love it some people volonter to sing with me" said Bob.

We had one of the people tell us how they felt on board the Audola whenit was sinking. " IT was scary because i was in my room when it happend, my room started to fill with water so I got out as fast as I could.

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Also,it's updrafts, not turbulence, they really worry about.

A plane flies into a massive updraft, which you can’t see on the radar at night, and it’s like hitting a giant speed bump at 500 miles an hour.

Talk about bad luck Friday the thirteenth. From know on you are not allowed to leave your house on Friday the thirteenth.Air Canada is trying to make it so that it won't happen agen.

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You are required to bring your bathingsuit, flipers, a swim cap and googles. They will have snocaling geer thier and hockey sticks.

We hope you have fun and follow the rules. For more information go to www.underthesee.com. And to go on are website go to www.ecolecampbelltownnes.ca

This is a high tech computer that can become an iPad in an instent.Plus they wont cost much mony.You can only buy 2 at a time,if you wan 4 or something you ave to get bake in line for more.

There will only be so many in each store so go get one well you can,they will only be 150 dollars each one. If you are the ferst ten people and get a 60 dollar discount on the google laptop.So hurry in to be the ferst to tenth person in line and get a 60 dollar discount.Only well contatys last.

Flapple is also putting on a app store as if it was a iPad.You can play games and record your self and take pictures send emails and messages.You can take off the top and it becomes an ipad.

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On march 6th flapple has disided to make a google laptop with all google apps. Such as, google drive, translate, gmail and much more. The store will be opening at 10:30 am on march 11th only in Sherwood Park and Edmonton.

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The software company, Watermelon, has the top phone brand in the world today. It is called the W-PHONE. They have sold over 3 million phones in the month of February. Many cell phone companies are having trouble keeping it on the shelves because it is so popular.

The reason that these phones are so good is because they have a maximum of 110 GB. They also charge from dead to 100% in 2 minutes. Also, there are new cool apps that install right after you set up your phone. The software will personalize to what you like, which you can add in the settings menu. "This phone can even record my favorite television shows!" said Bob the Tomato, the owner of the company.

The rival company, Cucumbers Plus, doesn't think this phone's popularity will last very long. "The W-PHONE is useless because we're coming up with a new phone as we speak," said Larry the Cucumber, CEO of the competing company. "We don't even know where this company is!" he remarked.

The company, Watermelon, is in a top secret location in Timbuktu, Mali, Africa. This makes the competitors nervous because they can not just fly there and spy on company. The company is located so far away to keep the cost down. For just $350 anyone can own this phone.

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Sherwood Park, Alberta

We will be having a party after so please tell them if you are alergic to anything. Please do remeber this is hockey not wriseling. Thier will b lifegardes on duty and refs thier.

Applejackle is having a huge discount. Come and swoop by. If you purchase 5 items we will give a 1,000$ gift card to anywhere.

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Micaiah Lowry

Sherwood park AB

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A world Famous Skate Park has been constructed in Los Cabos, Mexico, January 5th, 2015 by Canadian skater Joe Smith. This area is known for being a world class vacation spot. Many people travel here in the winter for getting away from the cold, snowy days. During the months of November to February, thousands of people travel to Los Cabos to get away from the cold weather. Now, there is another reason to leave the winter behind. Escape to Los Cabos and bring your skateboard and your bathing suit.

The sea of Cortez is a perfect place for a skate park. It is a floating skate park on the clear blue water. The owner tried to put the park on the Pacific Ocean but the waves were too high and the water was too rough. "It's really cool, because you land in the water, going off the grind rail!" said skater, Bill Jones. When the temperatures reach high 80s, the water is a perfect landing place.

There is also a special skate shop that sells waterproof skateboards, wheels, trucks. Most skaters wear custom water helmets which have goggles built into them. You can also go diving off the floating skate park because there is a a diving board that 15 feet tall. This is for only the most courageous skateboarders.

There is a on-land skate park on the beach directly beside it. You can ride from one skate park to the other on an attaching dock. Skateboarders can use benches, rails, half pipes, mini half-pipes, and ramps to do jumps and tricks. For a whole set of special water skate gear costs up to 170 dollars.

Don't forget to go parasailing while you are in Mexico. Learning a little bit of Spanish would also help you to get around. You can see the famous arch from the skate park and from parasailing. You can book your direct flight through skatetravel.ca.

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Since this big event, all kids have no school for that day and teachers and company's that work for the government of Alberta have that day of to. We would love lots of people to come and support our hockey team. The Oilers and stampeders have a thing were if the Oilers win 5 games agenst Calgary, the Oilers get 50 dolers or more.

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The oilers want you to come and support plus the oilers will be signing autographs from fans.There will be lots of food and plenty of seats.Hope you will have a blast well going to this big event.

Last night the Oilers won 7 to 2 agenst the Pitberg Penguins . They have not won one single game this past season until now. The Oilers have celibrated their wins by asking everybody to go to Rexal place on monday the 6th and watch them play a big game agenst the Stampeders from Calgary.The admission fee is $20 per person.

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Last Tuesday, March 3 the company "Digging Network" in Berlin, Germany announced a new shovel called the "Shovel 6 billion" .

The shovel was made to make a hole of any size in under 1 hour without a human controlling it. It is easily transported, "For being 126 dollars, I find that price is a steal," said John Markinchusis head of marketing in the United States "and I should know".

The shovel has 3 modes: mode 1 is for dirt, mode 2 is for stone and mode 3 is for snow. The machine is 22" x 22" with 6 wheels 3 on each side that are 6".

The shovel 6 billion is powered by a 4 volt battery that can be charged with a cord that is included with the shovel. To charge the battery to the max it takes 45 minutes. The cord can be plugged into any power socket.

The "Shovel 6 billion" will be on sale in the first weeks of May at the "Digging Network" stores in Italy, Germany, United States, Canada and England.

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On March 3erd 2014,the oldest man at the age of 221 died. He was found in his cabin dead early that morning. People across the way said that they heard strange noises that night,and did not bother to go check it out .

His granddaughter said, "that night he was so weird i asked him if he wanted me to stay the night, but he said " no, now leave" I never though that would be the last time i would ever see him".There was no evidence of how or who killed him. The one thing that was there was a peace of paper that was clearly thrown in the fire so know one can read it,"it must have fallen out of the fire

still a little burnt but still able to read some of the message.

An investigation is underway to determine this strange matter.One police officer suspects that he may have bin gambling and won someones money and that person may have not bin very happy and to get him back he murdered him. Still know one knows the answer.

Every body is advised to stay inside and lock their doors.Don't go outside or you may be dead the

next morning. Thank you for your support in this matter.

This poor family is very upset and would advise you to please not talk about it. Next week we shall hopefully have figured out what happened to this poor old man. Please hang in there.

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