POOP

Have you

been

dupped

?

pee-

uuu

!!!

Types of

Poop

Ping Pong Poop

Tapping

Humming

Drumming

Singing

Paper crumpling

Noise-making

Airplane making

Paper wading

Under Cover Poop

Note passing

Laughing

Whispering

Gossiping

Social Media Slandering

I Need Approval Poop

Eye rolling

Back-talking

Heavy sighing

Stomping

Slamming

Crap on Your Own Self

Poop

Refusing to do Your School Work

Constant Class Clowning

Playing Double Bubble on Tests

Cussing Grown Folks

Skipping Class/School

Counting Suspensions

Getting Expelled

Be VERY

aware when

poop is being

offered to you

Be even MORE

aware of when

YOU are offering

poop

Are you addicted

to poop?

enthusiastically devoted to a particular thing

or activity.

"he's addicted to computers"

synonyms: devoted to, obsessed with, fixated on, dedicated to, fanatical about, passionate about, enamored of, a slave to;

These ain't cookies.

These chunky elements ain't chocolate.

P

O

O

P

ounds

f

verwhelming

AIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

misery loves

COMPANY!

What to do if

YOU are the

pooper

?

Turn Poop into Power!!!

Develop new habits

Use self-control

Set high goals

Get an accountability partner

Flush the bad habits!!!

Be a

party

pooper!

4

!

!

Are fake /wanna-bees

Are being something they are not

Try too hard / Take the blame

Are flunkies /groupies

Are “yes” people /Act as crash dummies

Are insecure /Are peer pleasers

Are copiers /Are gang members

Are disrespectful / Stay in trouble

Are smart/wise/intelligent

Are independent

Are well-respected

Are their own person

Act as chief/president

Are quarterbacks

Are hard workers

Are role models

Are creative/unique

Are heroes/alpha idols

Poo ain't poo

till you can share it.

It has no flavor

no crunch

no sweetness

not tangy... it just has nothing

till its shared.

with you

You can only give what you've got

What you do most

you do best

Don't let them get their poo on you

Don't let YOU get poo all over you.

If you notice poop taking shape...

hit the flush button in your brain

and send it packing.

Be honest, when was the last time you

served a scoop?

What flavor was it.

Did the recipient savour it?

Did it take much effort to make it.

Don't get dupped ...its poop

poop monger

-monger

combining form

denoting a dealer or trader in a specified commodity.

"fishmonger"

a person who promotes a specified activity, situation, or feeling, especially one that is undesirable or discreditable.

Are you addicted to poop?