Anti clown Spray because clowns suck
The reason we are so successful is that we're sponsored by successful companies that would like to get rid of clowns for good and so we will sponsor their company.
Call Now and get a free sample of chocolate cake as a reward for helping us aquire our dream. NO More Clowns!
So if your interested call us at 555-555-5554 or come by
our store at 216 Evil St. in Logan, Ut or email us at
nomoreclowns@gmail.com
Here at Anti Clown Spray we garuntee that every single clown
will be delt with most clown repellents just make clown run away
at Anti Clown Spray we have many brilliant scientists working
to keep these losers away we've developed a way to actully make
them normal.