Man Divorces Wife for Getting Fat. Claims Fraud

You’ve just come out of the Phoenix nest chapel. Embracing your wife with your head held high, you feel like there’s nothing that can go wrong. She’s perfect for you. She’s active, she farms, and with all that, she’s rather charming. She knows everything, but doesn’t say anything.

Her Annoying Friends

Now why does your wife have so many annoying friends? Being an MMO, you can expect a female to have a lot of people on her friends list. Problem is, all of her friends irritate you, and you absolutely hate being around them.

She’s got a friend who constantly tries to compete with you for your girl’s attention, and you have to work tirelessly to subtly tell this guy that he’s never invited, ever. She’s also got a friend who’s a chronic whiner—constantly complaining about the game balance, how poor he is, and how people annoy him (as if he isn’t the annoying one). Then she’s got that self-absorbed friend. The one who is pretty pro, but every time, she talks your ear off about things you don’t even care about: people getting S cards, top PKers, merchants, etc. She brags about how her faction is doing so well, when she just bandwagons. Then you try to contribute, and she doesn’t hear a word you say. She only hears the sound of her own voice. Now your wife’s other friend is a slimy one—the one that you warned her about. The shady guy who is untrustworthy in every aspect, and has so many hidden intentions built up that his thoughts manifest itself physically into a foul odor. Despite that, your wife still feels the need to talk to him because he is part of her whole group of friends.

Talking To Her About Her Friends

So you hate them all. What can you do about it? Can you tell her that her friends are ridiculously annoying? Can you tell her that they ruin everything? No, you can’t do that. These are people she does dailies with, and it’s not your business who she likes partying with. Your wife wants you to accept her in every single way, which includes her group of friends. So you can’t tell her directly that you hate her friends, but that doesn’t mean you have to pretend to like them either.

Instead of simply complaining to her about her friends, try to have some fun with it. Make up nicknames for her friends, but make sure it’s tame enough not to offend anyone. This way she knows that you can handle yourself, but at the same time, you’re not into dealing with her annoying friends. Personally, I call my wife’s annoying friends “chickens”. Chickens are very relatable animals. In different situations, they can be perceived as goofy, scary, annoying, nurturing, or even food to be eaten. In a situation where one of her friends shows any qualities that resembles a chicken, I’d try to point it out and we'd both have a good laugh about it.

Dealing With Her Friends

As the old saying goes: if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Except make them join you instead. When her annoying friends flock by, you have to take control of the situation to separate yourself from the chickens. Form your own squads when you want to complete instances with your wife. For me, both my wife and I know that it would be more time-efficient for me to log another alt rather than invite one of her friends. But as a gesture of compromise to your wife, extend an olive branch to her friends and leave a spot open. Ask her friends in a boisterous manner to join your squad. If you are lucky, they find your enthusiasm overbearing or they are just too prideful to join your squad. But if you leave a spot open as a way to reach out to her friends, she can’t completely blame you.

The sad conclusion to my advice is that you’ll never get rid of her friends. It’s not fair to make her choose between you and them. If anything, it’s a fast way to lose your wife. At the end of the day, you might quit Perfect World before they do anyway.

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Vol XXX, No. 15

FAT WIFE LAWSUIT

Before After

Man Divorces Wife for Getting Fat. Claims Fraud.

An open battle against negligent spouse.

Profiles

PWIRoyalty Desdi

A man from Sanctuary divorced and sued his wife earlier this week for gaining weight after their marriage. That’s not a joke.

This man is PWIRoyalty, and said his problem with his wife's weight only surfaced when she started showing signs of lethargy. "She became unenergetic, insecure, and unaffectionate," he said.

With those complaints in place, PWIRoyalty accused his wife of baiting him into a fraudulent marriage on the grounds that she did not provide adequate deluxe kissy kissy time after gaining weight. The court was sympathetic to the tragic story, and the judge ruled:

"A sexual relationship between husband and wife is the expression of affection they have for each other, and in this case it was absent ... By getting married, couples agree to sharing their life and this clearly implies they will have sex with each other."

The court ruled in favor of the man, but the settlement remains undisclosed until the custody battle for xKimiko is resolved.

After the divorce was finalized, PWIRoyalty reportedly cleaned out his wife's closet and threw all her clothes onto the street, reasoning that she will never fit into them again anyway.

"What's wrong, baby? What's wrong? Did I say something? Don't leave me this way baby, no - don't go...you are the only one for me...please don't break my heart like this! I am not a player any more!"

PWIROYALTY SPEAKS ON CONTROVERSY

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PWIRoyalty's Rocky History with Desdi

I married Desdi because we were in love. There's no denying that. But as she got fatter and fatter, our relationship became completely different. I didn't divorce her because I was ashamed to take her out with me in public. I don't even give a s--- what those PWI tryhards think. I left her because she'd changed on the inside-- she lost the sense of humor, enthusiasm, and sharp intellect that had literally made me fall in love when I first met her.

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