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Chump Dump
one friend at a time.
friends... everyone has a friend except for that kip jordy kid on southpark
10 years ago we didn't really make a big deal about friends, we had them but it wasn't like they were collectble.
Today however we have serious friends.
facebook, twitter, myspace.. ok maybe not myspace
In fact we probably have so many friends we don't really know the friend from the chump.
Ya know those people that just act like friends but aren't friends or at least don't interact with us like friends.
Fakers, noobcakes, chumps, we call them chumps.
ChumpDump is all about helping you judge who a real friend is or not online.
Hows it work?
We like games and everyone loves the lottery, so we've given you a daily lottery game to play every day of the week.
Each day on ChumpDump, you run the lottery on your friends, ChumpDump picks a winner and gives you the facts to help your decision process along.
You then decide, are they a really a friend or are they dump material?
Odds are you could use break from the never ending firehose of friend updates. Sure you can nitpick your way through the list but thats boring- let's play a game, dump in style! Every day you decide who lives or dies.. er is dumped..
Simple really, you decide, not us. You can save a friend if you want to keep them, or dump them and reap the rewards of less tweets to keep track of.
ChumpDump believes in actionable karma, make a decision, but if you save too many folks, well, you're not gonna keep up with karma game because you're wussing out, you want to hold on to too many friends, be real.
Dumping earns you karma, you had gusto to let go.
Sometimes you'll want to dump on demand, but the lottery needs 12hours to reset... so say hello to manual override!! Now you can dump whenever you like provided you've earned enough karma for it. Don't have the karma yet? You can buy voucher packs and dump all day long if ya like.
Dumpies, (old friends) just don't disappear in ChumpDump, we put them up for adoption and let others decide if you were too hasty. Everyone deserves a second chance. But be careful, if you follow a recent dumpie, you'll be penalized for trying to trick us.
ChumpDump coming soon to an iPhone and Android experience near you.