cornmeal
sponges
heavy-duty * industrial-strength * multi-purpose
3M
sesame
scrubbing
power
super
absorbent
low-carb =
dust-
magnet
Tired of that "old car" smell?
Try our organic biscuit-fresheners
Now available in Rosemary or Pumpernickel!
There are so many types of bread out there, how can we ever choose?
Marshmallows lost their freshness?
Bread will return them to their former glory.
Bread even prevents
joke
smiles
laughter
bread
stale conversation.
quiet
anger
boredom
wish they had bread
not a
smile
rudeness
little
pieces of
not-bread
no bread here, either
You don't like stale cookies?
BREAD
will totally fix that!
Wheat, whole-wheat, cornmeal, white-flour, rye, oats, pumpernickel, gluten-free,
low-carb, vegan...
Then you don't need
to
anymore.
Or, alternatively, you can just light one of our
sunflower-rye
candlabreads!
(Also available in jasmine, lavender and garlic-bread scents!)
Like beans or spicy foods?
Don't forget to hang up one of these patented
gluten-free toilet fresheners.
Final exam question: What will freshen up your campaign and guarantee a victory?
a) hoagie
sandwich
b) breadless
meat
Psst! Need a hint? A campaign is like a sandwich - if it doesn't have any substance to hold it all together, then you're really just standing around holding your meat for all the world to see.
Can't get cooking smells out of your lids?
Bread will get it out!
seeds of sesame, sunflower, pumpkin, caraway...
Or maybe you're making some homemade cookies, but your sugar's clumped up?
BREAD
will freshen that up, too!
with raisins, banana, pumpkin, garlic, oregano...
Bread &
Vinegar
It's like a body spray for your refrigerator.
Bread helps prevent
staleness.
Hey there, player!
If you really want to
impress the ladies
show them what a
classy guy
you are by using
BREADODORANT!
Available in Oatmeal-Raisin Gel, Dinner Roll-on, Caraway Spray and Flaky-Croissant.
... and it also helps block
unwanted smells.
Stinky feet?
Try:
Dr. Scholl's
odor-eating
Toastable inserts
also available in Banana-Nut while supplies last!
pre-sliced, unleavened, artisan, baguette, bun, croissant, roll, tortilla, pita, flatbread, lepina, bagel, roti, pretzel, naan...
Be sure to use all
our products for a
BREAD OF FRESH AIR
Only use as directed, after obtaining a proper prescription from your doctor and/or local baker. Neither Team 26822, nor any of its members, is responsible for any improper use of the mentioned products, including, but not limited to: giggling, an invasion of ants, some unabsorbed odors, hunger, too-dynamic conversation because of too much bread, burning oneself with candles, lack of political charisma or crumbs on the floor.
All those options might be important, if you're hungry.
But what if it's
on your mind?
NOT HUNGER
FRESHNESS!
Maybe what really matters to you is