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Cola Neutrality

By TheAlienPebble.com

Seriously

I bought this Straw

Wait...

WHAT !?

Say it ain't so!

I am so happy 'cola' isn't Data on the internet

What!?

Oh sweet TED, Youtube, and Netflix,

may no one stunt your growth

After all, consumption of data on the internet is far more important (and pleasurable) than Cola consumption.

Awesome Important Spec for which I paid:

250 mL per Second

I love consuming Cola

That's Why...

Do something. Protect Net (Data) Neutrality. Protect the Internet

What !?

My fat straw shrinks when I drink Cola Y

Awful Constrained Spec:

30 mL per second

I had to purchase my Straw from Cola X

They are the only straw sellers in my neighborhood

Oh well, looks like I'll have to stick with a particular Cola (i.e. Cola X).

Yes Vernon, unfortunately in this world

you need a straw to drink Colaa

Ridiculous thought:

maybe Cola Y will pay Cola X to leave my straw alone when I drink Cola Y. Nah, That would suck for Cola Y and eventually really suck for me.

I'm starting to dislike Cola Y

It takes so much longer to consume. It has become a hassle.

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