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Seriously
WHAT !?
Say it ain't so!
What!?
Oh sweet TED, Youtube, and Netflix,
may no one stunt your growth
After all, consumption of data on the internet is far more important (and pleasurable) than Cola consumption.
Awesome Important Spec for which I paid:
250 mL per Second
That's Why...
Do something. Protect Net (Data) Neutrality. Protect the Internet
Awful Constrained Spec:
30 mL per second
They are the only straw sellers in my neighborhood
Oh well, looks like I'll have to stick with a particular Cola (i.e. Cola X).
Yes Vernon, unfortunately in this world
you need a straw to drink Colaa
Ridiculous thought:
maybe Cola Y will pay Cola X to leave my straw alone when I drink Cola Y. Nah, That would suck for Cola Y and eventually really suck for me.
It takes so much longer to consume. It has become a hassle.