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Transcript of Opposites
Bored - Free
Sane - normal
Wonderful - Great
Doubt - Disbelief
Holy - Good
Serious - sad
Fat - Thick
Thin - Skinny - Slim
Loud - Noisy
Subtract - minus
There were two ducks in front of a duck and two ducks behind that duck, and one duck next to that duck.
How many ducks were there?
What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?
During what month do people sleep the least?
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven ate nine.
What is lighter than a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it for more than a few minutes?
Imagine you are in a sinking boat with many big sharks around it. How would you live?
John's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?
You are driving a bus. 4 people get on, 3 people get off, then 8 people get on and 9 people get off. Then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes?
Whatever color yours eyes are because you are driving the bus!
Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?
Because he is still alive!
A doctor said "That pilot is my brother."
The pilot said he didn't have a brother. Is one lying? If so, which one?
Neither, the doctor is the pilots sister!
Which is heavier: a kilogram of stones or a kilogram of feathers?
They are both a kilogram!
A man and his son were in a car accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was brought into surgery. The emergency room doctor said "I can't do sugery, that's my son!" How is this possible?
The doctor was his mother.
What is yours, but your friends use it more than you do?
There will be two teams!
Be quiet when it is the other team's turn!
If you get it wrong, the other team
can steal your point!
What am I?
How can you make 7 even?
Take off the 's'.
A man was driving a black car. His lights were off. The was no moonlight. A person was sleeping in the middle of the road. How did he know to stop?
It was daytime!
I am the beginning of the end, the end of every place.
I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space.
The letter 'E'
A king has no sons, no daughters, and no queen. For this reason he must decide who will take the throne after he dies. To do this he decides that he will give all of the children of the kingdom a single seed. Whichever child has the largest, most beautiful plant will earn the throne; this being a metaphor for the kingdom.
At the end of the contest all of the children came to the palace with their enormous and beautiful plants in hand. After he looks at all of the children's pots, he finally decides that the little girl with an empty pot will be the next Queen. Why did he choose this little girl over all of the other children with their beautiful plants?
The king gave them all fake seeds. The girl was the only honest one.
What word is shorter when you add two letters to it?