The Barftastic life of Louie Burger : Attack of the Girlzillas Chapter 1

Hi guys, my name is anna.

And how are you guys doing day?

I'm going to be reading this book, Hold the bar.

Fantastic life of julie berg.

Attack of the girls who us by jenny, Mirror off

pictures by Jason week.

And I am really tired to read this book.

I've seen this a lot of times and I only

want to chew them with this and I finally got

a chance.

But first, let's you question of the day.

This is the question of today.

What is your favorite meal?

So common that down for a while.

And yeah, the question of the day and the question

of today is that So now let's go ahead.

Read The attack of the girls Elise.

Let's go chapter one once a politics.

The long hand of the clock on mrs Adler's class

wall seemed to take 42 hours to take for the

key. This is free.

Thanksgiving break starts at 3 20 PM.

That's only five years away or it will be if

the middle hand would move at normal speed.

I square man, I see the title hide a step.

Sorry guys, just school hasn't been that that lately.

I only did pre embarrassing things this week and then

hardly even bother me when Ron right field he's near

both but I'd still rather be on a break than

at school.

I've got big plans for testing and pray comedy plans

before you pack up your belongings.

I have two notices to pass that Miss Adler sits

at the edge of her desk and hold up two

sheets of paper, one in each channel.

The left is a piece of football shape brown paper

write a heat of white paper with a picture of

a boy Anger in the corner your cause Mr Dora

has been New York generously while the everyone in room

11 to play football on the morning of texting a

tradition from the old neighborhood.

At first I didn't knew who miss Elder is talking

about. Then Turner stands up and I remember to adora

is a reeling.

I call her terms because he brings soups for lunch

every day.

So that invitation I forced to smile when thomas hands

want to me because I know she's really excited about

the Turkey Bowl.

That's what she's calling it.

The turkey, the turkey ball is a great name but

I can't feel genius.

Lee excited about it because well it's football.

I'm not I am not never have been and never

will be a funny kid.

I just don't get football a famous comedian once.

Well it's still a great routine about it.

He said football is basically like what who wants to

be in a war at least in baseball the object

is to go home and be sick.

I like baseball much either, but it's better than growing

bombs and blocking and bloating.

Actually, I don't know what any of those things mean,

but they don't sound good.

I hope Ryan repeal don't come to the turkey ball

because he doesn't think football is like what he take

football is the war.

Can I be a captain Ryan?

As terms as he handsome his invitation.

I couldn't, my dad had come to pick names out

of a helmet to make the teams for Miss tells

tell them no captains ride schools.

Then he reads the invitation and schools even deeper flat

football. He was supposed to Jamal, I'm sorry flat.

He was first you tomorrow, Jamal used to be run

sidekick until your mom realized here have to be around

someone don't mean all the time.

Now. Jamal hangs out with nick and thomas and me

a lot, but he says next to run in class

because Miss Adler is in charge of the feeding arrangement.

Demo takes an invitation from thomas and says, I can't

wait nip, I can't wait either.

What if the girls don't want to play Hannah studied

the invitation and regular an oath, can you just watch

I guess thomas brown like you doesn't quite understand if

you want to.

I wish I could just walk, I wish I could

just wash.

I wish and I didn't really ask about the girls.

Okay girl finishes possible her invitations.

I'll tell you about this.

Miss Adler holds up the second piece of paper again,

your parents have already received an email, but this is

your official invitation to growing up that as soon as

she says the words, everyone looks sideways to one another

and try not laugh going up night is the really

dumb thing they do in France great where you have

to come to school and die.

And one about our pets and cheering creams.

Dad and I have been joking about the first days

next thursday, a week after thanksgiving um a special runner

for come to school in the evening towards the important

things about being becoming a pretty nature.

But dad told me about, well this has grown up

during the night.

He was a kid, he had to practice giving his

future moustache with a popsicle.

Popsicle stick putting on fake your Durant over his shirt.

I'll get snake sniffed my pit the apartment he covers

his mouth.

He won't laugh out loud.

I look at him up and took my other power

big beard as if I had a beer.

Yeah. He struck his team to with a big group,

our history.

I look at terms and fast my biceps but she

her cheeks and think and she looked at me and

finish passing out her invitation.

So I know this seems silly Miss Adler says, but

I think you will learn a walk.

We will show a special movie and a nurse will

answer questions right?

I reckon races and and then blurs out his question

because before Miss Edler can call on him, who will

answer the boy's question?

I should have been more clear.

Thank you.

Ryan saddle stands up and walked towards the door.

A female nurse will answer questions from the girl and

a male nurse were answered questions from the boys and

don't worry, boys and girls will have separate assemblies.

The boys will be in the gym and the girls

will week in the cafeteria.

This Edler stands next to the doorway and holds out

a stack of it.

Okay. You might pack up your blockers taking a grown

great up night invitation as you need.

I hear a bunch of groans.

Well I can tell that everyone thinks this key and

as stupid as I do, you don't have to learn

how grown up.

It just happens, but it doesn't happen when you are.

That's right.

So I don't know why we have to learn about

it now.

The only good part about it is I get to

go with my dad and it will be cracking up

hard and if we were watching google after man that

my dad told me when he was a boy, he

and sort of joked that they would try to go

much slithering up behind me.

That is I don't notice him until I hear him.

His that thomas rarely go on growing up night jim

or the cafeteria, they should have to room for freaks

her miss Lancer locker ship not passed Ryan tears out

of the hole without even saying goodbye.

We all know that Ryan is a bouncing jerk ball

and we shouldn't pay attention to anything he say.

But sometimes that's easier said than done out of blame

terms for leaving brian turns to me.

I used to be his favorite teething with back when

I taught Ryan's opinion actually mattered now that I know

it doesn't, he can't get as much enjoyment for making

my life miserable but he still surprised you probably need

a terrorism to you throw like a girl or stand

up straight and well with Ryan within the eyes, thank

you for changing your perspective With me.

It's always interesting to see the inner workings of your

mind. Ron tries to muster up another insult, his eyes

rolled back in his head and I can particularly see

his brand trying to take right, open his mouth just

as the bell rings.

As far as it looks like the brain is coming

from inside of him.

I am at the right club in your hand over

his left, wondering how he produced such a string of

sound. I can't wait to go home and draw a

picture of it in my comedy.

No, Just thinking about it makes me start laughing.

You are so weird.

Right and shake his head and walked away.

Should my locker take a deep breath of freedom?

No school for four whole laid.

Nothing gets well safe and invocation guys, this was the

book. Chapter one is done, talked to the man of

the house.

So I'm gonna be seeing guys on another radio.

Have a great day.

Uh huh.

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