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So you want to go to France and you think it’s beautiful?
Transcript of So you want to go to France and you think it’s beautiful?
Abbey Sénanque - Vaucluse
Well, I’m sorry to break it to you but France is rubish.
Les Pyrénées françaises
Gordes - Vaucluse
Everything there is ugly and unremarkable.
En-Vau Callanque – Cassis
Don’t expect anything to take your breath away because it won’t.
Rocamadour - Lot
The landscapes are boring.
Even the waterfalls are lame.
And don’t even get me started on the beaches.
Cap Fréhel - Bretagne
They’re constantly crowded.
And all look the same.
The food is so disgusting.
And the bread below average.
Val Thorens - Alpes
So are the mountains.
Champagne en Vanoise
Could you BE more generic?
And the Mont Saint Michel is just a stupid looking village surrounded by water.
Alsace is simply ugly.
Roche de Solutré
And so is Bourgogne !
You thought Corsica would be better?
Don’t waste your time!
Corsica has literally NOTHING to offer.
And neither has Camargue, by the way.
It’s just a region devoid of interest and beauty.
The architecture in the country is also banal.
The castles look cheap.
And every building is old and stale.
Lyon is like an ugly wart in the middle of France.
Lille is pretty much the most hideous place on earth.
And Bordeaux has no class.
The volcanos in Auvergne are just vile.
And don’t even get me started on the lake Annecy.
Lakes in general in France are just awful.
Rivers are lame too.
Carcassonne – Ville médiévale fortifiée
The country has no history.
The whole thing is just an offense to my eyes.
Canal du midi
Seeing this crushes my soul.
And if you thought that the French Caribbean would be more worthy of your time,
you’re in for a disappointment.
Because it’s really just as lame as the rest of France.
Seriously, don’t bother. Just stay home and don’t ever come to France.