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So you want to go to France and you think it’s beautiful?

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Ségolène Nz

on 11 May 2015

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So you want to go to France and you think it’s beautiful ?
Abbey Sénanque - Vaucluse


Well, I’m sorry to break it to you but France is rubish.

Les Pyrénées françaises

For real.

Gordes - Vaucluse


Everything there is ugly and unremarkable.

En-Vau Callanque – Cassis


Don’t expect anything to take your breath away because it won’t.

Rocamadour - Lot

The landscapes are boring.

Jura

Even the waterfalls are lame.

Hossegor

And don’t even get me started on the beaches.

Cap Fréhel - Bretagne

They’re constantly crowded.

Biarritz

And all look the same.

The food is so disgusting.

Eww


And the bread below average.


Val Thorens - Alpes

So are the mountains.

Champagne en Vanoise

Could you BE more generic?

Etretat

Normandy stinks.


And the Mont Saint Michel is just a stupid looking village surrounded by water.

Strasbourg

Alsace is simply ugly.

Roche de Solutré

And so is Bourgogne !
Bonifacio

You thought Corsica would be better?

Porto

Don’t waste your time!

Lumio

Corsica has literally NOTHING to offer.

And neither has Camargue, by the way.


It’s just a region devoid of interest and beauty.

Versailles


The architecture in the country is also banal.

Château Chenonceau

The castles look cheap.

Marseille


And every building is old and stale.

Lyon is like an ugly wart in the middle of France.

Lille is pretty much the most hideous place on earth.

And Bordeaux has no class.

The volcanos in Auvergne are just vile.


And don’t even get me started on the lake Annecy.

Jura

Lakes in general in France are just awful.

Moselle

Rivers are lame too.

Carcassonne – Ville médiévale fortifiée

The country has no history.

Albi

Ewwww

Avignon

Horrible.
Castres


The whole thing is just an offense to my eyes.

Canal du midi

Seeing this crushes my soul.

Martinique


And if you thought that the French Caribbean would be more worthy of your time,
you’re in for a disappointment.

Guadeloupe


Because it’s really just as lame as the rest of France.

Paris


Seriously, don’t bother. Just stay home and don’t ever come to France.
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