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Sherlock's Quotes 1

Quotes from BBC Sherlock ♥ Season 1

Esther Duquenois

on 15 February 2014

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Transcript of Sherlock's Quotes 1

Quotes and quotes and quotes and quotes and ... quotes !
I know you're an Army doctor, and you've been invalided home from Afghanistan. You've got a brother worried about you, but you won’t go to him for help, because you don't approve of him, possibly because he's an alcoholic, more likely because he recently walked out on his wife, and I know your therapist thinks your limp's psychosomatic, quite correctly, I'm afraid. That's enough to be going on with, don't you think? The name is Sherlock Holmes, and the address is 221B Baker Street. Afternoon. - SH
Okay, you've got questions. - SH
Of course, yes. Enough for a lifetime. Far too much. - JW
Nothing happens to me. - JW
We'll start with the riding crop. - SH
Did he offer you money to spy on me...? - SH
Well of course it's for men! I'm wearing it ! - PA
We don’t know a thing about each other. I don’t know where we're meeting, I don't even know your name. - JW
You were thinking. It's annoying. - SH
Pity, we could've split the fee. Think it through next time. - SH
I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research. - SH
Girlfriend ? No, not really my area. - SH
Shut up. - SH
No, it's... fine. - SH
That's fantastic ! - JW
Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains ? It must be so boring. - SH
"Piss off !" - SH
You're an army doctor. - SH
That's not what people normally say. - SH
Oh, God, yes ! - JW
That was amazing.
- JW
Seen a lot of injuries, then ? Violent deaths ? - SH
Sorry. I'll shut up. - JW
Because you're an idiot. No, no, no, don't be like that, practically everyone is. - SH
What do people normally say ? - JW
You don’t have a girlfriend, then ? - JW
You can't just break into my flat ! - SH
Do you have a boyfriend ? Which is fine, by the way... - JW
It's a drugs bust ! - GL
You've got a solution that you like, but you're choosing to ignore anything you see that doesn't comply with it. - SH
The police don't consult amateurs - SH
And you can't withhold evidence! And I didn't break in to your flat. - GL
I need to ask some advice. - SH
Shut up everybody, shut up ! Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe, I'm trying to think. Anderson, face the other way, you're putting me off. - SH
Did I get anything wrong ? - SH
I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I'm ... - SH
No, seriously, what am I doing here ? - JW
Well what do you call this then ? - SH
It's an experiment ! - SH
Want to see some more ? - SH
There's always something. - SH
Do you know you do that out loud ? - SH
The game, Mrs. Hudson, is on ! - SH
Of course it was. It was extraordinary. It was quite... extraordinary. - JW
And a Happy New Year. - GL
No, frankly, a bloody awful cabbie. - JW
How would you describe me John, resourceful, dynamic, enigmatic? - SH
You had a row with a machine ? - SH
I'm Sherlock Holmes and I always work alone, because no one else can compete with my massive intellect ! - JW
Didn't notice I'd gone out then ? - JW
No, No, No, Mr. Bewick. Not at all. "Hanged," yes. - SH
That's what I was suggesting. - SH
Ignore all of that. It's just the, uh, shock talking. - SH
He is the British Government when he's not too busy being the British Secret Services or the CIA on a freelance basis. Good evening, Mycroft. Try not to start a war before I get home, you know what it does for the traffic. - SH
Both. - SH
Or that the earth goes around the sun. - JW
I'm soooo changeable ! - JM
Westwood. - JM
Is that a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me ? - JM
Well, I'm glad no one saw that. - JW
Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them. - SH
Oh God, that again ! It's not important ! - SH
I will burn.. the heart out of you. - JM
Getting you into crap telly. - JW
John, concentrate. I need you to concentrate. Close your eyes. - SH
Well, you have just killed a man. - SH
Because I had a row... in the shop... with a chip and pin machine ! - JW
Oh, you meant "spectacularly ignorant" in a nice way! Look, it doesn't matter to me who's Prime Minister, or who's sleeping with whom... - SH
Look at you lot. You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing. - SH
Actually, I've got a date. - JW
Mr. Holmes. Everyone says you're the best. Without you, I'll get hung for this.
I knew it was dangerous. - JW
I would try to convince you, but everything I have to say has already crossed your mind. - JM
Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse at it. - JW
I said "Can you pass me a pen ?". - SH
You're the one who shot him. - SH
That's good, that's good deduction, yeah. - JW
Catch.... You.... Later. - SH
Actually, you know what ? Ignore me. - SH
What the HELL are you doing ?! - JW
I will stop you. - SH
It's when two people who like each other go out and have fun... - JW
Why have I got this blanket ? They keep putting this blanket on me ! - SH
That's true, he was a bad cabbie. You should've seen the route he took us to get here. - SH
Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street. - SH
I've disappointed you. - SH
I need to get some air, we're going out tonight. - SH
For goodness sake ! I occupy a minor position in the British Government. - MH
Stop it! We can't giggle at a crime scene. - JW
That's what people DO ! - JM
You heard me perfectly, I'm not saying it again. - SH
No you won't. - JM
Meretricious. - SH
Bitterness is a paralytic. Love is a much more vicious motivator. - SH
Then probably my answer has crossed yours. - SH
Fantastic. - JW
You ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk. - JW
People do little else. - SH
Oh, what, now ? I'm in shock ! Look, I've got a blanket. - SH
Late ? - JW
Yeah... but some of the guys want to take photographs. - GL
I'm Sherlock Holmes, the world's only consulting detective.
I'm not going to go into detail about how I do what I do because chances are you wouldn't understand. If you've got a problem that you want me to solve, then contact me. Interesting cases only please.
This is what I do:
Sherlock BBC
Season 1
A Study in Pink
The Blind Banker
The Great Game
I observe everything.
From what I observe, I deduce everything.
When I've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth.
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