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JOE BIDEN: THE STORY OF A TRAIN GUY
Transcript of JOE BIDEN: THE STORY OF A TRAIN GUY
THE MIDDLE YEARS
As a wildly successful student at Princeton, Young Biden met a young Carlos Danger. They would often talk about the future train utopia they were to create, including absolutely no laws or societal norms against sexting strangers as a politician.
BUT VLADIMIR PUTIN AND RON PAUL?
As part of a worldwide coalition of supermen, Future President Joe Biden, Vladimir "the man" Putin, Ron "Freedom" Paul, Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin, and Carlos "Dick Pic" Danger joined together to found the groundbreaking political movement "MANARCHY". This mind-blowingly fantastic union of great men to form such an obvious response to worldwide problems was revolutionary. Manarchist guerrillas controlled every town and every field in every country by the end of the second week of manarchy's creation. by the end of the first month, Manarchy's grip reigned supreme. Bringing together the best elements of anarchy, monarchy, masculinity, and cowboy communists proved to transcend right/left divisions and the only ones opposed were small children, the Irish, and giraffes; all well known fascistas.
President Joe Biden: The Train Man
Fighting terrorists and expanding light and heavy rail across the nation. A new golden age of trains and international socialism.
Joe Biden always loved the wheels right off of the train as a young chap. He would watch the trains go by as a solitary tear fell from his cheek, wishing his father supported his plan to become a train man. However, his father insisted he attend Princeton and enter the field of politics. Young Biden was heart broken. Eventually, Biden agreed to his father's demands.
Meanwhile, Ron Paul, sharing a love of trains began formulating his libertarian philosophy, which was indisputably wrong and ridiculous. When he went to Princeton to lecture on his ridiculous ideas, Biden and Danger saw his potential as a future ally to create trainanddickpictopia with them. all they needed was a mass populist movement behind them.