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Some Really Creative Title That Makes You Laugh and So You Immediately Give Me an A+ by Will Frost.
Transcript of Some Really Creative Title That Makes You Laugh and So You Immediately Give Me an A+ by Will Frost.
(For best results in student obedience, hang a paddle on the wall for intimidation.) Endoplasmic Reticulum Students There are two kinds of Endoplasmic Reticulum. Smooth ER stores things and creates and stores steroids. Rough ER make proteins Students produce essays and projects, then carry them around the school. (The two kinds are categorized by male and female.) Ribosomes Teachers The Ribosomes combine protein. The teachers combine projects and papers made by the students. (Researchers have also found awesome teacher's last names start with M and first names start with B Golgi Apparatus School Bus A golgi apparatus is to help modify, sort, and export and import protein through the cell. School buses sort, import, and export kids and their learning material in and out of the school. (Alaskan buses are famous for driving into ditches in the winter.) Vacuole Vacuoles store food, water, and metabolic toxic wastes. School Cafeteria School cafeterias store food, water, and keeps its waste in trash cans. (I wish to inform the reader that an average school cafeteria looks nothing like the image above.) Lysosome Lysosomes break down larger 'food' (protien, nucleic acids, carbohydrates, and lipids) into smaller 'food'. Paper Cutter Paper cutters help cut big pieces of paper into smaller pieces. Mitochondria Lunch Ladies Mitochondria makes energy so a cell can survive and function. Lunch Ladies make/cook food for the students so they can eat halfway through the day. (I'm too tired to make a comment right now.) I'm done!!!