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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Jokes

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Jessica Meza

on 22 May 2014

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Transcript of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Jokes

Joke#3
Charlie: Justin time for chocolate!!!
Joke#4
Q:What runs but never walks?
Joke#5
Joke #1
A:Turn the light off.
Joke #2
A:Nothing-it is rude to talk with your mouth full.
The title of the book is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:The Whipple-Scrumptious Joke Book by Roald Dahl.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Jokes
JOKE #2
Q:What did Charlie say when he was sucking an everlasting Gobstopper?
JOKE#3
Charlie:Knock,knock
Grandpa Joe:Who's there?
Charlie:Justin.
Grandpa Joe:Justin who?

A:Lemon drops!
About the Joke Book
Joke #1
Q:How do you turn light chocolate into dark chocolate?
Joke#4
A:Mr.Wonka's chocolate fountain!
Joke#5
Q:What sweets fall from trees?
Joke#6
Q:Why did the gum cross the road?
Joke#6
A:It was stuck in the chicken's foot.
Joke#7
Q:What candy is the kindest?
Joke#7
A:Care-amel.
Joke#8
Q:What kind of candy can you use for cooking?
Joke#8
A:Pepper-mints
Joke#9
Q:What is an ice cream's favorite day of the week?
Joke#9
A:Sundae(Sunday)!
Joke#10
Q:What is the best thing to put in Willy Wonka's chocolate bar?
Joke#10
A:Your teeth!
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