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Being a total online idiot for dummies

How to quickly turn being online into an epic fail
by

Mark Lloyd

on 8 July 2014

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Transcript of Being a total online idiot for dummies

Chapter 1
Don't look after your digital footprint
Chapter 2
Being an moron with your mobile
Chapter 3
Being a total Twit on twitter!
Chapter 4
YouTube WILL make you famous
Chapter 5
Demonstrate you amazing popularity by having loads of online friends!
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Everyone you meet online is exactly who they say they are!
Trust Everyone
Chapter 8
Do What you like
no one knows who you are!
How to be a cyber bully or victim
Become cool by sharing
ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
you do!
Keep nothing secret.
For MAXIMUM exposure.
Give EVERYONE
your number and BBM pin.
Use your mates phone camera
to capture the moment you made a total ass of yourself!
Just for good measure
print out your name and
address 2000 times and
give it to random wierdos.
Exercise your freedom
of speech to say what
you like about who you like
FAIL
YouTube did help
Bieber become
a star.
BUT it destroyed
lots of other people.
Epic FAIL
FAIL
On November 3, 2002 a Canadian student made a video of himself swinging a golf ball retriever around as a weapon.
The more "friends" you have
the more popular you are. Remember guys 5000 is the current limit. Then you qualify for a fan page!
When you talk to
you are talking to
EVERYONE
Pay no attention
to what
www stands for
choose really
weak passwords
that are easy to guess
Facebook has an estimated 800 million users
and receives over a billion login attempts
every day. Half the British population now
have a Facebook account. Computer hackers attempt to break into at least 600,000 Facebook accounts using stolen username and password details every day, Daily Mail 2011
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
What are the
Three biggest countries
in the world?
Sunderland
a social network
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
EPIC FAIL
FAIL
FAILED!
FAIL
FAIL
The webcam never lies
FAIL
EPIC FAIL
Sunderland
is leading
the UK in
?
?
Why am I here
FAIL
EPIC FAIL
Chapter 10
Chapter 9
Get stuff for FREE!!
Cyberbullying is
using
gadgets
to
make someone unhappy
Different to normal
bullying in three ways
It can happen
anywhere
ILLEGAL
Traceable
if the evidence is kept
Who is the
most likely victim?
THE INTERNET
NEVER
FORGETS
How to avoid being an EPIC
online FAILURE

Try being
a profile
detective
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