Twitter and Dating
Finding Love in 140 Characters or Less
Tips for Success and Failure
We are all looking for
... the problem is ...
... you guys look like this:
10 Ways to #facepalm
Funny is good, in moderation 
          (ditto sarcasm)
Trying to be someone y'aint
Being too forward too fast
Asking for pictures... like, evar
Not understanding the evolution
#dmfail
#EPIC #dmfail
Using too many hashtags
           #hashtagsarepeopletoo
Flirting with more than one tweep at a time
Be discreet, especially in public



Be my date and I will #ff you every day of the week.
I need more than a hundred forty characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
If Twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?
Who cares about celebrities? You're my twitterverse.
I usually don't follow the first night but for you I'll make an exception.
Do you know why the Twitter bird is blue? Cause it's so far away from you.
Wanna go back to my house and #?

Twitter Pickup Lines
#thisishowwedoit #andhowwedont #youfigureoutwhichiswhich
#love
#bromance
#loveishard
#facewall
#twating
Tips from the #twexpert (and @jeremywright)
First Date Tips for Guys
Smell matters
Shoes matter
Be a gentleman
Don't do innuendo
Don't bring a list of convo topics
Don't talk about ex's
If you did a credit check, don't mention it
Ask more questions than you answer
Listen to the signals before making moves
Final Info
@smichm
@jeremywright
#twating
#hashtagsarepeopletoo