WRITE WITH 3 BALLS
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AIM
FIRED
UP
wide net
aim true
contrast
sound
sight
story
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.  Art is knowing which ones to keep.  ~Scott Adams (Dilbert)
punch
personality
pure
"When it's number two
I look like number one."
smell like a man, man
"Yeah, this one goes out to all
you minivan families out there."
cars and freedom
"What happens to a pregnant teen
happens to the whole family."
"My little girl is doing it because I never got to." 
Words can change pictures
Pictures can change words

Check for danger before approaching your casualty.
See if they are conscious by gently shaking their shoulders 
and speaking to them. 

If they don’t respond use a phone to call for help.
Look, listen, and feel for breathing.
no second chances.
ecology + sex
For the past 20 years
Brian Glazer, who produced "The Beautiful Mind" 
meets each week
with an expert in science, or
medicine, politics, fashion--
anything but entertainment.
pictures can change our minds
Write with 3 Balls
a. Legos are aerodynamic.
b. Legos inspire imagination.
a. Hostess Cupcakes have 
been around a long time.
b. Those cupcakes must be stale.
beer + charity
"Here's a couple of things America got right. 
Cars and freedom." 
"come as you are"
"When you have an opinion,
are you sure it's yours?"
Single message
"Another hard day at the office."
spokesman
ax backwards
"no second chances"
cliff hangers
secrets
come to your senses
"Sometimes you want to die because you have to keep doing these things over and over."
a. An ipad can do everything.
b. Buy an ipad at the Apple Store.
a. A Blendtech can blend everything.
b. Don't breathe pad smoke
a. We'll help you get back in shape.
b. Too many cupcakes.
"Let us keep dreaming of a better world."
"Oh there is this thing that I love more dearly than anything else. I would die without it."
Present to me, if you please,
the actual funds that will be
paid to me. 
Here's hoping that you get that big force thing happening for you. 
cut
MELTS in your mouth,
not in your hands.
active
Just DO it

We can't wait to SAY G'Day.
THINK different
SLIPSP slop SLAP
One day you're GUNNA get caught.
GO beyond borders
Let's NIBBLE Nobby's nuts
personality
adult swim - 
Coming Soon to 9pm eastern (the best time zone) 
Starting January 2011, the ratings-crushing, late-night comedy network, will begin late night an hour earlier. 

Laughter will occur. Tears will flow. 
And money will be made.
Lots and lots and lots of money could be made by YOU.
If you like making money, just call adult swim

"I am engorged with 
venom and triumph."
"More wild than the blue yonder."
no words
One great last line.
"The plot deepens."
Thank you!
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